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LadyLuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

And soon they'll have to be the correct animals.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Animals are racist! /s heard this dude on the radio trying to argue that the jaguars name was offensive the other day

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LadyLuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Jaguars and eagles and similar animals are sacred to indigenous cultures and it's an act of white cultural supremacy to appropriate them for sports."

I'd wager you ten dollars but I feel it's a fool's bet. Give it a month, tops.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sentence itself you quoted makes me fucking livid. Now they’re coming for the eagles and “all other similar animals”?????? LMFAO WTF!!!!!! How the fuck do Indians own copyright all animals? I’m done bro

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lostremote- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its like gays trying to own all the colors!

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LadyLuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not a quote - yet, anyway.

But why not? The Bears, the Buffalo, the Jaguars, the Eagles, they should all be fair game if stuff like the Redskins is under attack. Hell, while we're at it, the Raiders should be renamed too since most football players are black and so it implies that all blacks are thugs, which is racist. And the Patriots should be banned with their offensive red white and blue symbolism that glorifies white slave holders. Anyone who considers themselves a patriot is a white supremacist, after all.

I don't think they'll be happy until sports teams are named things like the New England Rainbow Warriors and the Dallas Intersectionals with a mandated 50% disabled transgender cheerleader policy.

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Cough 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seahawks is base on natives. So they the first amimal out.