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Snypr18 18 points ago +20 / -2

Its true! My wife's son was on track to becoming a Harvard-educated lawyer, but then he went and smoked 2 Tetris that he laced with the Fortnight, while watching some guy named Pewty The Pie. Now, he is practically brain dead, and cant stop talking about his "360 no-spokes" while relentlessly bullying what sound like children in some game called Cod of Duty. I grieve for the man he will never become.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

My son is suffering from a severe Grand Theft Auto addiction, which has destroyed his life after the gateway Fortnite led him down this dark path...

Video games are hardly heroin! LMAO