Washington Cuckoos

edit: minutes after writing this I remember cucks are not cuckoos, they are the ones who the cuckoos has "cucked" so the name isn't exactly fitting. Meh, it happens.

the mascot at the games will be an actual white man crawling on his hands and knees on broken glass who'll occasionally make eye contact with black people in the crowd and mouth "I'm sorry"

Person playing the mascot changes weekly and the wait list is super long.