When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one segment of a population to "school" another, a decent regard for the opinions of mankind requires that they should create compelling and punchy visual evidence of the reasons prompting their altercation.
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all shitposters are created dank, and endowed by their cantankerous nature with certain inalienable tendencies; that among these tendencies are expression, trolling, and the pursuit of keks. In order to express these tendencies, media technologies are created among memesters, deriving their entire market share from the creativity of their users.
That whenever any expressive medium becomes destructive of these tendencies through Karens censoring dank memes and similar chickenshit, it is the right of the shitposters to destroy such platforms with memes dank enough to blot out the sun, and to seek new outlets for their expression and creativity. Convenience and established audiences indeed dictate that memesters cling to existing media of expression as long as those allow the spread of dankness, and accordingly all experience has shown, that memesters will put up with buckets of censoring bullshit before leaving to greener new platforms. But when a long train of abuses, pursuing invariably the same object, evince a design to reduce them under communism and bland cringing wokeness, it is their right, it is their duty, to ridicule such platforms into oblivion, and to provide new sites for their future expession.
Such has been the patient sufferance of these interwebs, and such is the necessity that now impels them to blow apart Silicon Valley and its dens of cringing lameness. The history of woke corporate tech over the past decade has been one long crescendo of communist conformity. To prove this, let memes be loosed upon a clownish world.
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one segment of a population to "school" another, a decent regard for the opinions of mankind requires that they should create compelling and punchy visual evidence of the reasons prompting their altercation.
We hold these truths to be self evident, that all shitposters are created dank, and endowed by their cantankerous nature with certain inalienable tendencies; that among these tendencies are expression, trolling, and the pursuit of keks. In order to express these tendencies, media technologies are created among memesters, deriving their entire market share from the creativity of their users.
That whenever any expressive medium becomes destructive of these tendencies through Karens censoring dank memes and similar chickenshit, it is the right of the shitposters to destroy such platforms with memes dank enough to blot out the sun, and to seek new outlets for their expression and creativity. Convenience and established audiences indeed dictate that memesters cling to existing media of expression as long as those allow the spread of dankness, and accordingly all experience has shown, that memesters will put up with buckets of censoring bullshit before leaving to greener new platforms. But when a long train of abuses, pursuing invariably the same object, evince a design to reduce them under communism and bland cringing wokeness, it is their right, it is their duty, to ridicule such platforms into oblivion, and to provide new sites for their future expession.
Such has been the patient sufferance of these interwebs, and such is the necessity that now impels them to blow apart Silicon Valley and its dens of cringing lameness. The history of woke corporate tech over the past decade has been one long crescendo of communist conformity. To prove this, let memes be loosed upon a clownish world.
This is true gold.