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Helmerj 40 points ago +40 / -0

Pssshhhh. One-day-olds. Amirite?

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RiverRunnerVDB 22 points ago +22 / -0

Ssssssssnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff!

-Creepy Joe

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alexnader 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's kinda like the "Beard Hunter" character in Doom Patrol, except for little girl's hair.

He's the "Hair Hunter".

Obsessed with sniffing pre-pubescent hair to taste its essence.

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macguyver 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was born at night, but not last night...

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Futuramawe 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wray has to be scared. He's not stupid. He's walking a tightrope right now.

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Quietam_Unum 10 points ago +12 / -2

The FBI is on it we can all rest easy

Do I detect a note of sarcasm?

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Roadrash 96 points ago +97 / -1

Whoops! We had someone bringing the videos down and, it’s the damndest thing, guy slipped on a banana cream pie just sitting on the sidewalk and fell into a trash incinerator. Incredibly enough there was a brief power outage at this exact moment, so there is no security cam footage. Crazy!

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MustBeTrump 31 points ago +31 / -0

Ah man! These things happen I guess, maybe next time!

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Threebabies 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only one frame of a film survived... And wouldn'tyaknowit, it's a white shirt. You know who else wears white shirts? Donald John "Make America Great Again" Trump. IMPRRREEEEeeeeEEEeEEEEEEEEeEEEEeEEEACH!!!

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CyclopticErotica 11 points ago +11 / -0

The X-Ray machine destroyed them when she was bringing them through customs.

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TanfoglioStock2 52 points ago +53 / -1

Seems like an easy deal to make. Hand over the elites and she can get off easy as far as I am concerned.

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TanfoglioStock2 23 points ago +23 / -0

I’m sure there are plenty of people hatching a plan to make that happen

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 25 points ago +26 / -1

Her cell needs a 24/7 live feed broadcast on the internet, so America can keep watch on her.

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VoterIDMatters 19 points ago +20 / -1

She’s not in a cell

She’s been in protective custody since epstein

Think about it

Why would she hang around? She would have left to some country with no extradition treaty

Nope

She was here, pretending to be in hiding, being handled carefully by a couple of good guys

Wearing a wire

Collecting evidence as evil fuckers reached out to her to try to cover their tracks

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Gunslinger1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don’t necessarily buy this theory, but I remember seeing pics of that New Hampshire property she allegedly bought and thinking cash deal or not, how was that house, on a hundred something acres, in New Hampshire, ONLY one million dollars.

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +6 / -1

You assume we have a functional law enforcement system that isn't riddled with criminals who will do anything for quick cash. What is the state going to offer these people to dole out justice compared to what the deep state will offer them to sabotage it?

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Threebabies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Evidence.

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point it makes the most sense. The KKKlintons and the queen would have put her down already if they could have if she has all that evidence. If she doesn't then it's a different story. BUT if she did, she would probalby be dead by now, unless they worked on deleting the KKKlintons from teh files then she might be fine. This is what happens when we can't trust our law enforcement.

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TanfoglioStock2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Exactly my thought. A one second interruption should cue the Presidential Alert system to go off.

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LowbloodHighEnergyRI 16 points ago +16 / -0

Military, Trump grade protection is in order. DON'T FUCK THIS ONE UP.

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Smubbs 2 points ago +4 / -2

We couldn’t trust it . It could be a loop

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Savage2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does it come with a livechat?

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RepublicRob 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is always a kill switch for these matters.

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VoterIDMatters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let her go free but publicly announce her release from custody and do that release out in the country somewhere

Make sure we have a garage pull or two ready

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TanfoglioStock2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Garage pulls everywhere these days

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Im in the design phase of a new watermelon slicer-in-halfer for those who are adverse to garage door pulls

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Threebabies 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds like a bandsaw with extra steps

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like a mix between a hillbilly wood splitter and a guillotine.

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

And good thing she’s an honest person who wouldn’t lie at the behest of her swamp masters

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TanfoglioStock2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I look at it this way. Just her testimony is kinda meh. Her testimony PLUS corroborating evidence is a solid case. Prince Andrew I believe they have tapes of and a victim testifying against, so her testimony would be the nail in the coffin. If she is like oh yeah we got Trump some fine ass Russian teens back in the day I’d want some evidence not just her story.

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Miserable_company 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. The radical left will eat it up. The middle will be skeptical, and some will do digging. Those who dig will invariable sway right as they see truth not line up with MSM reporting.

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Futuramawe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Even better: testimony given while being waterboarded is SUPER trustworthy! Send her to Guantanamo and let them use their methods to get the intel.

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 2 points ago +3 / -1

If by let off easy you mean dropped off in the middle of a deeply red state capitol after the citizens have been given ample time to arrange a welcoming committee.

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TanfoglioStock2 4 points ago +4 / -0

That works for me..... really tho instead of rest of her life behind bars I’d say 6-7 years if she sings like a bird on the rest of em.

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Futuramawe 3 points ago +4 / -1

I say send her to Guantanamo Bay. Let them get her to tell where the tapes are. They have better ways of getting intel, and they won't have to offer her any immunity to get it.

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IPMang 1 point ago +1 / -0

She can have any and all mansions that are confiscated as part of the arrests for all I care.

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TonsOfSalt 33 points ago +33 / -0

The socialite is connected to some of the world's most influential people, including Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump

"Connected" to Trump in the sense that he banned Epstein for life from his club.

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47urOFH3d 18 points ago +18 / -0

Weird, how she managed to be connected to Bill but not Hillary.

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TDAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Connected to Trump in the sense that the MSM will continue to mention Trump's name along with the actual pedophile fucks in the hope that they can smear GEOTUS (as usual). Keep trying motherfuckers!

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Futuramawe 3 points ago +4 / -1

Connected to Trump in the sense that he told one victim's attorney about her when he came forward with everything he knew.

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Gunslinger1776 31 points ago +33 / -2

It only takes a little more time to post an archive.is link, which is what any Pede posting articles should be doing. ☝🏻

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residue69 6 points ago +13 / -7

You could have posted an archive link too.

https://archive.vn/epyhI

Fucking whiners.

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

404

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residue69 -2 points ago +2 / -4

Yeah, I broke it. Archive it yourself.

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TraeSnoozy 15 points ago +15 / -0

"a safe filled with compact discs labeled 'nude girls'"

Epstein sounds like a 12 year old boy.

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BobbyTwoScoops 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stay frosty on this shit pedes

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Threebabies 10 points ago +10 / -0

Forgive my heightened sense of caution... Wouldn't the easiest way to cram a coup attempt from here is for Cuck Schumer to say "We have video of Trump doing bad things" followed by a one-sided trial behind House closed doors and another impeachment? Mark my words, the depravity of the left is unbridled. They will stop at nothing to implicate GEOTUS to any and all of these people.

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

This ☝☝

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DX5_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's great. So how long until the FBI demands all evidence be destroyed because of reasons?

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PoohClimbsTrees 12 points ago +12 / -0

They were one of the first to cover the sale of baby parts by Planned Parenthood when Project Veratis broke the story.

I scoffed at it precisely because it was the daily mail.

We live in MIB now, the tabloids supply real news

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TheLiquidKnight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Aaannnd they're gone...

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Liamd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muuuuh Deeeepfaaaaakes.... theres a reason the big O came out and had a presser about them.

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Leiloni 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been hoping this was the case. I just finished watching the 4 episode Netflix series over the weekend and in it they discuss how, at least in his NYC place, presumably others, he had cameras everywhere where they couldn't be seen - even in bathrooms. So he had tapes of everyone and everything that went on in his home. When I heard Ghislaine Maxwell was arrested I was hoping she had some of this stuff.

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Marble68 4 points ago +4 / -0

John Roberts has got to be shitting himself.

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Fuzzytrembelow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uhhh isn't this the same prison Epstein was housed in?

https://www.foxnews.com/us/jeffrey-epsteins-confidant-ghislaine-maxwell-transferred-to-ny-prison

If they kill her, we best be ready to take action.

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bootyhole 4 points ago +4 / -0

prince charles cancelled a golfing trip in spain today.

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JohnCocktoasten 3 points ago +3 / -0

Over-under on when she gets suicided?

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KAG_FTW 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just arrest Bill Clinton already! We all know he's guilty! We have flight records, secret service reports, and now witnesses in custody!

Arrest him NOW!

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Mimunoz23 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Clinton is a Rapist infowars.com

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shermer_punt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any evidence the "authorities" have gleaned from Epstein's island and Maxwell will be divvied up into 2 piles.

Evidence that hurts liberals

Evidence that doesn't hurt liberals

We will only ever see evidence from pile 2.

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nakedjay 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what, give her a plea deal in exchange for everything. If it means it brings down politicians and celebrities, then it will be worth it. I want to see all these Trump hating asshole actors brought down.

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pepe_ladi_pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Former friend”

Ya.

Could have been “Savior”, “whistleblower”, “anonymous tip” but nah-

Just former. F*cking. Friend.

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Monzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh please let this work this time...

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d_bokk 2 points ago +2 / -0

We also need to know what all these powerful, and highly susceptible to blackmail, people were forced to do to world to keep their secrets. And which governments used it for what.

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CulperRing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's my conspiracy theory. This is the next step by the deep state to fan the flames of riots in this country. They're going to start leaking false propaganda alleging her dirt on Trump and then they'll off her exactly like Epstein. The media will start telling the people that Trump was probably covering his tracks and the people have to fight this evil dictator or something to that extent. This will trigger a new round of chaos. Just a theory. It wouldn't be that shocking this year.

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blindambition 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bullshit

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Easy. Tell us everything or we will let you go.

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YGBSM99TFS89USAF [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

savage

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redstampede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't wait to hear what method she uses to not kill herself.

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LugNuts 2 points ago +3 / -1

" former friend exclusively revealed to DailyMail.com"

F A K E N E W S

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't believe it. To save herself? You can't save yourself from the most powerful people.

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Cloudy_mood 2 points ago +2 / -0

The leftists: “Let’s kill her and blame it on COVID-19(everyone in the room starts screaming laughing).”

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JiggsawCalrissian 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has only two endings. She implicates trump at the behest of the ds, or she gets suicided.

Perhaps Jeffrey intended to name names. Just the wrong ones

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Nadlers_Belt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pelosi family faves on the hot seat again.

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KAG4Life2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm good with this deal. Time to sing Ghislaine...

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Silkom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is she going to stay alive?

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ShortTheRip 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah more tick tock. My expectations are so low right now. If they give someone a parking ticket, I'll be impressed.

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Dr_Manhattan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to keep her alive!

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck this article.

It claims she had close ties with Donald Trump.

The only ties Trump had with this bitch was that Donald banned her twisted boyfriend from visiting his properties.

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daisytrench 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, soon she'll be dead and her house will burn down. It's a shame.

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Undying 1 point ago +1 / -0

Strike a deal with her to release the tapes for her freedom, then just arrest her again.

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RazFromChaz 1 point ago +1 / -0

This would be fantastic. I had a worry that we would just be giving this monster the ability to ruin anyones life she didn't like just by naming them. If she can back it up though, I'm all for public punishments for them.

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Lastcall1224 1 point ago +1 / -0

Women always play the victim and walk in abuse cases. Epstein isn't here to go against her word she will drop one worthless celebrity and cut a deal while the govt let's her and everyone of importance walk. Watch. She will soon say how she was abused also soon.

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JustACitizenWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

make her a deal and set her free. i could care less about her fate. she's cooked regardless of whether she goes to prison. give her a new identity and set her free.

but give us the dirt. ALL OF IT.

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

But is the acting SDNY DA intent on using that to go after the bad guys, or is he only interested in making a deal with her to slur GEOTUS?

Cause i don't trust the acting DA.

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27Sandino 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she had copies of everything je had and it's going to implicate everyone... Do I need to finish this sentence?