Remember those photos enclosed in the Christmas brag letters that you couldn't bring your self to toss and now don't even know who they are - dig them out put a stamp on the back with a short message and sent them off to someone at the FDA. Works the same as when you donate that improbable gift your now dead Aunt Elinor gave you to the GoodWill instead of putting it in the trash.

The only draw back is this, as I hunted contact information I found out that there are thousands and thousands of minions working for the FDA.