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Elloelle5 187 points ago +189 / -2

Here's the deal is I think the teachers will b the next time you get to work on a new level and the on track to the next day or just to make a nice guy come on man and get it done now and then you can get it done with the money in a long term or two to the house that is the worst thing in a group to do that is a bit weird

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IcculusBased9 92 points ago +92 / -0

The question was: Senator Biden, what do you think needs to be done to improve the educational system?

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Elloelle5 64 points ago +64 / -0

Poor kids are just as smart as white kids come on man look here's the deal with a few other day care and I don't know how people are doing this to make sure they are all the time and I can't wait for them in my mind and the on to get it to the next day I just got elected!!!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 22 points ago +24 / -2

Here's the Biden speech video that was posted here. Pretty funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XgKYfjZNTo

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NoBreaksTrumpTrain20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here's the deal, but I think the best of luck with that said I would have been a long day at work and play with the new York City.

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kastmaster2000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Listen, play!

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Tookens 6 points ago +6 / -0

PERIOD!!1!

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Spicy_maymay 6 points ago +6 / -0

An absolute masterpiece

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LookFatty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look Fat.

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CQVFEFE 22 points ago +22 / -0

Senator Biden

Upvoted for using the right form of address

One of the few who get it

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 12 points ago +12 / -0

Best pence burn ever, from the vice presidential debate. ", And it will be an honor to continue working with you in your role in the Senate."

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Sixty2ndAssassin 6 points ago +6 / -0

You pedes never fail me with these old videos. This shit kills me.

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DonaldTrump2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

I predict you're getting married. 👰. Happy days.

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DonaldTrump2024 9 points ago +9 / -0

Congrats!

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kastmaster2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats fellow pede!

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BigleaguendTouchee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look Fat, here’s the deal, you ain’t the thing, you know the way you’re going into the gym and then you get there you want to come back and then try something different from the other night then go back home and get a good dog mother or something like that. Yes that’s good enough to be there for tomorrow morning and then we meet up tomorrow and pick up some chicken for lunch tomorrow Is all I’m saying.

Can confirm!

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TforTriumph 17 points ago +17 / -0

I can hear him say exactly this

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hai_Priesty 8 points ago +8 / -0

The content is way better and less offensive that his real speeches (cockroaches, you ain't black blah blah blah), that's the astounding part :D

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Pure_Coincidence 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Sir, this is an Arby's."

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Elloelle5 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look fat, you're a lying dog faced pony soldier and that's the truth...my times up now

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svartchimpans 14 points ago +14 / -0

Here's the deal with this guy who has a lot of memes on his face and he is going on with America's favorite sport of the year and he was chased by a white man when he was chased by a man.

Yep seems legit.

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Transgirl_4_Trump 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN Host #1: Wow. Joe Biden truly is a visionary. Hey Don, what was your favorite part of Biden's inspirational message?

CNN Host #2: Well Chris, I think it was just great how unifying a message this was for all of us. You know, we really need speeches like this to reach across the isle and help heal our nation after all of Donald Trumps divisive racism.

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-f-b-i- 71 points ago +72 / -1

Listen fat, here's the deal that you brought to me though I think it would have been good for her and I would say that I was just getting back into my routine to make it happen.

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SwampSlayer39 36 points ago +38 / -2

The “fat” remark was such a let down. You know he was about to say “fat fuck” but managed to stop himself.

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Slick_Willy 4 points ago +4 / -0

And said he would still vote for Pedo Joe in an interview.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say that too. Making the other side complacent is good.

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justforthissubred 6 points ago +6 / -0

I personally thought he was going to say fat ass.

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NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

He stopped himself.

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Threaper666 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hi, my name is Joe Biden and I've forgotten this message.

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remember1776 9 points ago +9 / -0

😂

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StunLikeAnAntelope 31 points ago +31 / -0

Here's the deal, you sneaking rabbit-toothed dolphin pimper. You get three, count em, three, one-two-and-the other one, the thing, you know the thing.

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kastmaster2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

I snorted so loud I woke up my 2 month old baby. No regrets.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Congrats on the baby!

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TheTrooper424 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh shit, got a link to it? Can't find anything on YouTube haha

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HostoryStartsAt1776 41 points ago +41 / -0

Here’s the deal if you have any questions about the game and the game is the game and the game is a good.

...Hmm, not sure that works so well.

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canadianhere 20 points ago +20 / -0

Well we can see what you're talking to your friends about...

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justforthissubred 11 points ago +11 / -0

My try!

Here's the deal fat, if your large breasts glock 19 liberal TDS fed dog treat Epstein didn't kill himself.

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Varukers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Predictively based

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had-to-chime-in 6 points ago +6 / -0

Classic Biden

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Elloelle5 7 points ago +7 / -0

Apparently he thinks the election is a game

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RIPIsaacKappy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can hear his voice as I read it.

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Independenceforever 3 points ago +3 / -0

R u discriminating against predictive robots, bigot?

Have called the thought police!! 🚔

Triggered.

How dare you.

(You know it's going there.)

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TorchesPitchforks 34 points ago +34 / -0

Remember to throw ‘Come on man’ in a few dozen times.

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Afeazo 18 points ago +18 / -0

Come on, man, you don’t get a good job 👍 was it to be orange to get me subsidized to my high level and then I don’t get to see ya again and again anyway I wanna life is that, you know the thing.

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RIPIsaacKappy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Come on man, I am not sure what to do with this and I am not sure what to do.

-Biden 2021

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Hedgehog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come on man of God and the creamy variants of the day I should be able to get a room you have

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Wtf_socialismreally 4 points ago +4 / -0

For a few minutes

Or

Two hours

I lost it already there

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NeverInterruptEnemy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncanny

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Aletheia 24 points ago +24 / -0

here is the deal, I will give you the money for the littlest things I had no choice of the Mongolian People's Republic to the United Nations in 1955 on the grounds it recognized the importance and their lovers were very disappointed

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IcculusBased9 14 points ago +14 / -0

Biden didn't say that? I could swear I remember Biden saying that.

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Darth_Vader 3 points ago +3 / -0

He hasn't been exonerated of saying it, and has never gone on the record denying it.

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Therefore he said it and is cancelled.

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StillplayenSometimes 15 points ago +15 / -0

Here's the deal on the road is the best thing to happen in the world of sports and entertainment for a lot of reasons why is it possible to get a price check on this planet. Now listen fat, I don't think like them, believe me, I'm gonna have no problem playa

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Listen up fats, here's the deal, when I went duck hunting on the Chesapeake, I didn't need no AR-14 with them magnum clips, I just had one of them pump things, you know, that load those tubes in one at a time. Come on man, the 2nd Amendments is all about duck and bear hunting - you know this....Whose daughter is this in the front row? Gee her hair smells terrific."

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YouKnwNthgJonSnow 12 points ago +12 / -0

Here’s the deal, if he has any idea about the job that I can do to get the money to him for the next day he has a good time, come on man!!

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CahalTheMad 10 points ago +11 / -1

Here's the deal: you can get it done with my work schedule and then I'll let them go back to work tomorrow but it's not too late.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 10 points ago +11 / -1

Yup, it worked.

Here's the deal with you that she changed them last night Trump's message of protecting our country from the radical left running mate and the radical left will hold her up as a most revered member of the LGBTQ community even worthy of the day.

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auroch 9 points ago +9 / -0

Listen fat, here's the deal. The US currently has a population density of a few destroyers and subs. The only country that does not help your business to the US food exports cut off from the results. I love you -- baby is born. If the lockdowns are so helpful and necessary for me, and the UK was in the US sphere of influence, one way or another two points.

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Ennius 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dunno mang, my predictive text isn't retarded enough to confuse AR-14 and AR-15.

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RIPIsaacKappy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll challenge you to a good time contest you pony-faced with the boys and the other way around the world is the best way.

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Ennius 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're an ICU nurse, aren't you? Is that what I was told?

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jennyfrutex 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joe Biden: Word Salad in Human Form

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kastmaster2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Creepy Joe back at it again!

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Leather_Jacket 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look Jack, this morning I

That’s it, my predictive text wouldn’t spit anything else out

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NavyGuy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Actually... this is perfect. Simulates him locking up and saying nothing else for awkward periods of time.

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NavyGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

New phone?

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Leather_Jacket 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why did I stop? No one else stopped!

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cook_does 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here is the deal, with a lot better in my mind and that is going well. I don’t know what to say about the guy, I don’t think.

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z89101 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here's the deal fat. The thing is facts over truth is better than truth over facts. She smells good but smelling her is see, it's all about the thing.

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Snarfbot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here's the deal about the sale of human organs in the future you could try to make this one of the most important things that you can. The guy isn't going anywhere. It looks good to me.

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Dr_Pooper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here's the deal, but seeing that the new version is still available on the internet, the guy has been leading a bit more than my previous job.

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AedraLord 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here's the deal, I have a good feeling about this one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the store and get some sleep and I will talk to you later I love you too 😘😘😘😘 (lol I got locked out with endless emojis.)

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RIPIsaacKappy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I could see Joe wrapping up a livestream or a debate with 2 minutes of smoochy face directed slightly off-camera.

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Hedgehog 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's wholesome. Not something biden would say.

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YourDaddyKnowsBest 6 points ago +7 / -1

Lol

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2HollowFangs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Here’s the deal I gotta was a good day to get some fresh air and then I’ll get to the aquarium and get some fresh air and I’ll see if I can get it to you tomorrow morning thanks for the help.

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NavyGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Uncanny

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carl7967 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal with my friend who endorsed me to get a new job or something and he said that I was going to be a great fit for you

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IAmCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here’s the deal. This place has a nice atmosphere but it’s not a big crowd and they have the same crowd. Yep that’s fine I’ll keep it for real soon love.

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truckofpeace717 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here’s the deal. The first thing you could pack is to be able for the parking space. We can all be together again tomorrow night I will be in a bit of town and have fun with my family. I think we’re going out for a bit and get some dinner.

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neoPede 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal with the mouse in your business card for the next week and a gallup survey of the best kind to mention that.

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BeachFriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal with the new York times in the morning of the box office and a couple days ago in the garage for the heads up.

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Madman2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal, and the frog parable is the way to D.C. and the frog parable of the best of it is a good thing.

I went 22 times. It was too good.

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SwampSlayer39 5 points ago +7 / -2

Here’s the deal:

Number one- Were was the way I got to see the new guy and I was like a dude with my hair like hanging- That’s number one.

Number two- is the day you are going to be a little bit late to the game but you can think about that and you get a lot more than that I don’t know- number two.

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RyanT282 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal with the LGBT community in the background and the last delivery update text is a new tire and a donut.

--Joe Biden, as told by my predictive text

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Kanbesto 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal, I just don't remember when we usually pay at the time of shipment and I will kiss you when you want me to.

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IcculusBased9 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal, if you're interested in getting the best of me and not having to worry about the fact that you have been to the same old game of a long time for this is the way it works and it's not like you can preface it by asking me what you think.

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Kapral_Wojtek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal of time to get out and back in the office tomorrow at least two weeks ago so I'm back to work on my end but y'all are doing a good showing on a black body and mind.

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NeverNotTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal I was talking to you. You. You have a lot to. You are a good. You are. You have to.

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RIPIsaacKappy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surprisingly coherent and motivational.

I have a lot to! I am good! I am! I have to.

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NavyGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal with it all. Sorry for the holidays but you dont have to be a good gal and you get a chance to get the best results for your own game. The majority of the public executions will be the solution to this morning that is expected from the store window kitten.

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Dinglehopper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here's the deal about the mortgage company and the rest of the month so we can get together for the weekend and I will have to go through the whole thing in the world to see what we need to do with the neighbors yard.

Yep, it sounds legit!

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WinterDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is one of those memes that seems planted by the Trump Campaign. Pretty smart if so because they are associating "predictive" speaking with "old, senile, incompetent" and other negative associations, thereby implying that its opposite "un-predicitve", which many of Trump's speeches are, is the opposite of those associations also. This could explain why such a low-effort meme is doing so well. Subtle. Smart.

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Madman2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know the thing about the world is that it took me a while to get to the destruction of the best of the best of 6AM I was in a City where the people were could be a little bit of cap on that and I would like the other ones that cam bid for the holidays and I have a friend who has been a 6 and I don't miss the time and the time I have a license and I want them in the SUBURBS.

This is too much fun.

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letrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the deal with the other two are the best thing that has ever happened to me and I will be there at the same time I don't have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it when I get home.

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Bilbobaggins 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here’s the deal I was going through with the kids and they had a lot of money for the stuff that they didn’t want me to get to use and they then do realize it was a hard time for me and they didn’t even give me a bitch because they didn’t want to come see us!

Yeah, sounds like biden

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Coat_Confiscator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the deal with the new president of the United states of America. I think Japan hardly knows what to expect from her and her aunts or uncles robbing the right place. The way they just accept me is a disgusting thing.

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TruthVelocity 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's the deal, I will be silenced in the face of the collective good news is this isn't a guarantee of the old one and the last normal human in existence is the truth of the fact that the free market causes boom-bust chaotic cycles and must be replaced with a government managed system that is not only a violation of the Constitution and the government is not responsible for any of the above or any other legal services that are intended for the use of the intended use of the information contained in this message or any unauthorized use of this information or to use any of the information.