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silent_majority_2020 381 points ago +383 / -2

Gib me dat.

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wong 159 points ago +160 / -1

No. You can't even have incarceration any more. We will deport you to international waters.

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amacfa 87 points ago +89 / -2

Introducing our new America smuggling services.

Our boat fleets continuously monitor known and likely dump spots for recently deported persons from America.

For a small fee, we will bail you out of the water and smuggle you back to the US! However our services aren’t guaranteed, and after payment, you will be required to sign a form that doesn’t hold us liable in the event of your death prior to our arrival.

Please note, in the unlikely event of your death you must forfeit your pre-payment deposit.

“Awe man my boy used dem water bailouts and used a scam company, now he dead. Careful my homie, use SlipNSlide, they always come thru”

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CrimsonClown 34 points ago +36 / -2

This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

Here, have an upvote.

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chelthing 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Ree, my dude."

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ChuckedBeef 95 points ago +95 / -0

That bill is straight up buying votes with taxpayer money in order to steal more taxpayer money.

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Rufus_Shinra 78 points ago +78 / -0

Get ready for a "white people tax" if Dems get control again. It won't be called that, it will something to do with reparations, but it will simply be yet another transfer of wealth. The taxes will largely be pocketed by Dems and other corrupt elements anyways.

After the tax comes straight up confiscating property owned by whites. It will be along the lines of, "You don't deserve that nice house in the suburbs when poor blacks are in public housing." They will take you home and move you into a camp or gov housing. Think it can't happen? It happened in Russia during their communist revolution and that's really the purpose of all the protests.

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bg4u 42 points ago +42 / -0

They've already done that with affirmative action, and the GOP will tar and feather you if you even think about ending that.

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ClownTamer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Seriously. Reparations are now built into every human interaction, and have been for years. Hasn’t at all been productive.

The hard part about being black is growing up in broken fatherless homes that welfare ruined, and among the toxic side of black culture that the media and politicians helped grow to keep them down.

Outside of that, being black is really fucking easy and ‘privileged’ in America. Out here in the Bay, free ride through college, infinite programs to get anything you’d like for free, you can say and do whatever the fuck you want and you’re untouchable, top of the list for all jobs, you don’t have angry mobs roaming around trying to lynch you for your race. According to Oregon, you’re even immune to wearing a mask during the Wuhan Pandemic because racism is a virus too. If your family isn’t fucked up and you don’t get into toxic parts of black culture, being black in America is now the easiest thing on the fucking planet. It’s like playing with cheat codes.

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HockeyMom4Trump 31 points ago +31 / -0

I feel like whites already have paid reparations. It was called The a Civil War and many families lost their over ones in battle.

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ADAM_SCHITT 24 points ago +24 / -0

Don't forget all the welfare programs too.

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WishdoctorsSong 19 points ago +19 / -0

And welfare, and affirmative action, and laws spreading funds equally to all school districts so white districts fund black districts, and then having said black school districts still suck even with the same budget. Reparations by whites to blacks is done and paid for. Now lets talk about reparations paid by blacks to whites for the massive racially target violent crime and rape perpetrated by blacks against whites.

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Granny 8 points ago +8 / -0

How dare they. My great great grandfather got his arm shot off in the Civil War. Imagine the pain and horror! And as a young man, had to live the rest of his life with only one arm!

I want to be first in line for reparations, or I will start the tax rebellion and pay taxes no more!!!

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christianknight 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's imaginary money lol

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black sports celebrities earn that change in one year, bro. /s

EDIT: sarcasm

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thetenman 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will just take it right out of your bank account.

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PosterIsDead 8 points ago +8 / -0

It is. It will fail but the seeds have been planted. I'll be 56 in a month. I predict reparations will occur in my lifetime. Lefties keep grinding. Examples? Washington Redskins. The discussion has been going on for decades. Next month we'll have the Washington Hugepussies and the Cleveland Cucks.

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JS_Mill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Low IQ peeps are fooled by this shell game.

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CommieCrats 34 points ago +35 / -1

I'm 3% black, give me all the money right now!

OR ELSE!

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whateverbruh 30 points ago +30 / -0

No joke, My Brother's DNA test had him at 10% black which would mean I'm 10% black as well! We Wuz Kangs and shiet.

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nutup_orshutup 17 points ago +17 / -0

Right. So if someone is half black and half white, does it cancel out?

If you are 60% black and 40% white, do you only get 20% reparations?

If I am 90% white do I only pay 80% reparations?

Time to buy stock in 23andme.

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Greatest_adventure 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do I get some cash for being part Neanderthal?

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Southern_Belle 12 points ago +13 / -1

One-drop rule, everybody!

Y'all black.

Get in the reparations line.

Seriously, the dems came up with those stupid Jim Crow laws. Now let them pay for it.

What would happen if everyone claims black? Reparations for all?

And suddenly, white people disappeared from the USA, as everyone claimed to have at least one African ancestor.

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Granny 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like it.

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520kj 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's odd but I think your DNA could show different percentages. I guess we each inherit certain bits of DNA from different ancestors?

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AngelMark 11 points ago +11 / -0

My Italian granny was 4% African can I get her share?

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MAGA_mantis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh gibs

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Lordkek 4 points ago +5 / -1

We just need mo money fo dem programs