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BoughtByBloomberg2 204 points ago +206 / -2

I can save you all that money.

Reparation option 1:

None

Reparation option 2:

One way ticket to Liberia, land of the free African

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SpecialOfficerDoofy 101 points ago +101 / -0

we'll call it 'Wakanda' that way they won't catch on right away

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TenScoops 28 points ago +28 / -0

Let's spread glass marbles all over Liberia Wakanda and announce there's a huge finding of Vibranium.

Problem solved

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shadypollster 13 points ago +13 / -0

The looting would be funny to watch.

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once again, we'll win with glass marbles.

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DarkRiver 37 points ago +37 / -0

It's just to appear woke. I know Ghanaians over there who are pissed about this statement. They say the black Americans don't really care about Africans they have names they call them behind their backs and only bring up Africa to make money like what Beyonce is doing.

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FaustyArchaeus 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yeah I saw the articles and twitter comments from a few weeks ago of actual Africans talking shit about Black Americans

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DarkRiver 16 points ago +16 / -0

The black American culture is seriously frowned upon there. The black Americans get entertained there because of the money the country gets from tourism.

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LLchurch 13 points ago +13 / -0

Every non America born black person I’ve ever met absolutely hates black Americans. They call them lazy and say they give us all a bad name shit is wild

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Southern_Belle 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not surprised.

I used to wonder what was wrong with black people until I left the USA and met black and mixed people from Africa and the Caribbean.

That's when I realized the problem was the American blacks; everyone else was normal.

IOW, it's learned behavior.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 19 points ago +19 / -0

Are you kidding?? Reparation Black Americans don’t want to live in Ghana in a shack surrounded by Africans speaking their “funny” language! And eating traditional foods, wearing colorful ethnic clothing. They want to be given a tax payer funded $500k, 4 bd, 3 bath 3000sf home with a fenced yard and in-ground pool. A new $70k Yukon in the driveway. But not in Chicago or Atlanta! In a nice, safe, white neighborhood in the suburbs.

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FaustyArchaeus 10 points ago +11 / -1

The Black Militia posted here a few days ago wanted Texas so they could make their Wakada

hahahaahahaha.

I say they got reparations by living in the best country already and owe the USA.

Best we can do is some beads and a pair of cheap Dunlop Volleys but then I realised this iconic Aussie shoe is now expensive. Used to be 15 bucks

https://youtu.be/630hCsbexc0

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MondayCoupleIsDead 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's the only reparation i can get behind. 👋🏻 ✈️

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +8 / -1

I'm actually working on an idea like that.

Tiered reparations, so if you want the full package, you drop your passport on the way out.

We end welfare (systemic) here, but you can continue to get it for a time if you expatriate from the USA and repatriate to Africa.

The rest of the package would ensure everyone benefits, even people with no known African ancestry. Gotta be fair, right?

I'd like to see it grow into a way to help Africa -- and keep the Chinese from taking over.

We could work out a deal with a couple of African nations.

Maybe we could even shorten the sentence of some prisoners if they agree to move to Africa and the countries accept hosting them.

Before anyone says that's Ray Ciss, this is exactly what they did to the colonies. Check out the Transport laws from the 1700s.

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duvalpede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ghana currently has an open invitation for black Americans who feel this land is too intolerable for them. No lie.