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amacfa 87 points ago +89 / -2

Introducing our new America smuggling services.

Our boat fleets continuously monitor known and likely dump spots for recently deported persons from America.

For a small fee, we will bail you out of the water and smuggle you back to the US! However our services aren’t guaranteed, and after payment, you will be required to sign a form that doesn’t hold us liable in the event of your death prior to our arrival.

Please note, in the unlikely event of your death you must forfeit your pre-payment deposit.

“Awe man my boy used dem water bailouts and used a scam company, now he dead. Careful my homie, use SlipNSlide, they always come thru”

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CrimsonClown 34 points ago +36 / -2

This is way funnier than it has any right to be.

Here, have an upvote.

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Southern_Belle 15 points ago +16 / -1

Have an upvote.

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duvalpede 13 points ago +13 / -0

And owned most of the cotton companies in the south too.

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AngelMark 26 points ago +26 / -0

They think this will help get them the Plantation slave vote. Only slaves would fall for this shit!

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StarsandStripes4Ever 22 points ago +22 / -0

That I remember, the last great "reparation" was what happened after WW I when France demanded that Germany pay for all the damage it had caused. This caused Germany to spiral into bankruptcy and out of that rose Hitler and the Nazi party, followed shortly by WW II... (I realize i'm oversimplifying but the basics were just that) - The currency of unreasonable "reparations" is usually hot lead.

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20MagnusKonrad20 16 points ago +16 / -0

And none of those groups, aside from whites, waged a bloody war in order to free slaves!

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OfficerNasty 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the "green energy movement" is the biggest scam, but this could be a close second.