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CommieCrats 34 points ago +35 / -1

I'm 3% black, give me all the money right now!

OR ELSE!

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whateverbruh 30 points ago +30 / -0

No joke, My Brother's DNA test had him at 10% black which would mean I'm 10% black as well! We Wuz Kangs and shiet.

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nutup_orshutup 17 points ago +17 / -0

Right. So if someone is half black and half white, does it cancel out?

If you are 60% black and 40% white, do you only get 20% reparations?

If I am 90% white do I only pay 80% reparations?

Time to buy stock in 23andme.

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Greatest_adventure 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do I get some cash for being part Neanderthal?

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nutup_orshutup 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, too European. Thanks for playing the Race Card game.

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Southern_Belle 12 points ago +13 / -1

One-drop rule, everybody!

Y'all black.

Get in the reparations line.

Seriously, the dems came up with those stupid Jim Crow laws. Now let them pay for it.

What would happen if everyone claims black? Reparations for all?

And suddenly, white people disappeared from the USA, as everyone claimed to have at least one African ancestor.

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Granny 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like it.

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520kj 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's odd but I think your DNA could show different percentages. I guess we each inherit certain bits of DNA from different ancestors?

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AngelMark 11 points ago +11 / -0

My Italian granny was 4% African can I get her share?