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DeusVultIntensifies 35 points ago +35 / -0

The walls are closing in.....surely Drumpf is finished this time.

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GodKingHarambe [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

iT'S LiTeRAllY a C0nsTiTuTi0nAL cRiSiS!!11!!11!!!

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Shreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Emoluments! Emoluments!

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27Sandino 27 points ago +28 / -1

There's no gift basket in the world that has crackers, sardines, salami... and caviar.

This is like the story of Trump stealing pancakes and putting them in his pocket.

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cbird54 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're right it was probably a jar of mustard.

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GodKingHarambe [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

CAVIAR'S FOR CLOSERS!!!

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wethedownvoted 13 points ago +13 / -0

wow yeah, clearly "the most dangerous man in the world"

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 11 points ago +11 / -0

My aunt gave my sister hand lotion for Christmas one year when she was a teenager. This just makes me feel like it's normal family shit.

Our grandfather never kissed her on the mouth. I don't think he ever kissed anyone.

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Shreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

S*** gifts for a s*** family member. Act like crap, receive crap in return. What goes around comes around. System is working as intended - nothing to see here, MOVE ALONG!

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MrPoorRichard 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sound like more than she deserved. Coal I say!

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lord_nougat 6 points ago +6 / -0

NON-FLAMMABLE coal, for safety!

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TEXinLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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CovfefeAnon 6 points ago +6 / -0

No caviar in reach, you must impeach.

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Drinkup4 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would be happy with a 3 pack of underwear.

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OneTypoComment 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love getting socks. If I were rich, I'd never wear the same pair of socks twice.

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memeticWarfare 5 points ago +5 / -0

That bitch Mary is a vampire. Dragging out her own blood relative for fame and fortune. Stupid fucking bitch.

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RacistElkStatue 5 points ago +6 / -1

Is this impeachable?

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Shreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The #FakeNews and Little Pencilneck Adam Schitt would say it's impeachable. Apparently you can get impeached for anything if your last name happens to be "Trump".

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rossagesausage 5 points ago +5 / -0

These sound like the children of the most dangerous man in America. Is this the end of his campaign?

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Dumdum 5 points ago +5 / -0

This one sparks joy

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KetoOrourke 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those bastards

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TheSage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Impeachable for sure, right shifty.

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MrAlwaysRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

She sounds spoiled and privilege.

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RocketSurgeon22 3 points ago +3 / -0

The horror!

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lord_nougat 3 points ago +3 / -0

OH MY GOD!!! IMPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH!

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anthemstander 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can see it now Caviargate.

You know what, Mary? It's the thought that counts.

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, did the greedy cunt expect a fucking Bentley? Gifts now have to be proportional to the wealth of the giver? Nah bruh. That is not what Christmas is about.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

DOTARD DESTROYED

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Baryonic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. Thats funny. Dick moves like that make me like him more

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

On a side note... I don't believe I have ever had any caviar in my life. Maybe 'fish eggs' on sushi? I should really try some.

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Alars 2 points ago +2 / -0

They probably know she's a bitch, that's why.

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Tophat9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Bastards!