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Art-Vandelay41 46 points ago +47 / -1

Lincoln died of 1 bullet. Trump is being attacked by 1000 knives.

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RegularAmerican 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'll be more like a million paper cuts

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chelthing 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or billions of plastic spoons

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morphagent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or trillions of SJW NPCs at full Reeeeeeeeee.

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

A party of Forky’s from Toy Story 4. Much like in the film, they all know deep down they’re trash, and don’t want to be with their children.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rusty, platic spoons.

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deleted 15 points ago +16 / -1
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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ad Victorium Knight. We follow Maxson.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not just you Americans fightingalone, eh. Your f ight is our's too. You have my puck.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 0 points ago +3 / -3

There’s probably a couple people on 5th Ave that he could shoot and I for one wouldn’t waver.