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AlphaNathan 44 points ago +44 / -0

we know what you wanted to put in the 2nd panel

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leakmouth 29 points ago +29 / -0

Boi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 13 points ago +13 / -0

pp gets hard

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RIB4ever 3 points ago +3 / -0

ascending slide whistle

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 3 points ago +3 / -0

If your mother only knew....

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LArnix 81 points ago +82 / -1

My wife is a registered democrat and has just recently started saying she's going to vote for Trump. I love it!

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chelthing 40 points ago +40 / -0

May her conversion be permanent, fren.

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MAGA_APN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Once their eyes are opened, I have never heard of anyone turning back.

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Wsemenske 1 point ago +2 / -1

I have, my SIL voted for Trump but now is coloring her hair and very lefty. My brother has made the unfortunate but wise decision to divorce her

But it might be a chicken or the egg situation. The divorce might be making her a crazy leftist

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MAGA_APN 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is like the only case I ever heard of, and perhaps is some kinda retaliation in the divorce.

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taavofficial 19 points ago +19 / -0

I hope you plan on upgrading her ring(s) 😜

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Zaszz345 59 points ago +60 / -1

I would propose right then and there. Dating as a 27 year old blows.

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MAGA_APN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like you found a winner, but hopefully neither of you has too much baggage to get in the way!

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lord_nougat 17 points ago +18 / -1

Pff... not compared to dating as a 50 year old!

Hypothetically.

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FightingAgainst1984 21 points ago +22 / -1

I think dating in your 30s is the worst. At least in your 50s, women your age will have kids that are already grown up for the most part.

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lord_nougat 13 points ago +14 / -1

Hey yeah, good point!

Additionally, really pretty chicks in their 20s dig older, distinguished looking guys! ...or so I hear from one of my old friends who's oddly still a player in that game...

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 12 points ago +12 / -0

Dude I just about choked on a corn chip reading this , quality bantz. You had me at multiple backup guns and the trash music of today's youth.

But 1970s>>>>>>>1980s tho. If you'd been alive then you'd understand

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 10 points ago +10 / -0

I guess I'll be voting Democrat now too 😦

Corn Chip was a bad dude

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lord_nougat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh yeah, man I'm totally with you on that!

I guess maybe he just doesn't talk to them all that much...

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AgentCovfefe22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, i spit out drink at this!! You have talent bro. true talent

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Pirate_Lafitte 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, once women reach their twenties, they typically start thinking about starting a family, and they start to rate men on who would be a good husband/father, and that man typically isn't the "hot" guy they coveted when they were teenagers.

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SouthernJohn 4 points ago +5 / -1

no other guy is the beta male with decent money they use before their biological clock hits, while dreaming of their other bfs during their lackluster sex life, until their children are old enough to go searching for another man. If you want your relationships to be based on strictly transactions for affection youre basically just keeping a long term prostitute. not good

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_soundwave_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I couldn’t imagine dating same-age women in my 30’s. Seems like they are either Liberal professionals that delayed family life and are now Making up for lost time, or liberal cat ladies that would sooner cut your dick off for mentioning trumps name.

...now that I think about it there may be some crossover.

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lord_nougat 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a market for a right-wing dating app...

I need to get a team together... and register a .win domain for it!!

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lord_nougat 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been giving this a bunch of thought, and it will need to cost, partly as one barrier to getting hooked up with leftist murderer psycopaths. Weeding out leftist nutters out will be a challenge.

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SouthernJohn -6 points ago +6 / -12

Using your experience and age to date girls young enough to be your child is creepy and borders on pedophilia.

Let's of old pedo pedes downvoting me lol

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SouthernJohn -8 points ago +3 / -11

What is the difference between a 25 year old dating a 16 year old and a 50 yr old man dating a girl in her 20s besides an arbitrary law that says 18 is legal? Same manipulation and use of age and experience to deceive for sex and gain

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Mitschu 1 point ago +3 / -2

At some point the training wheels have to come off.

The line in the sand is 18 years. If you can't make informed decisions by the time you hit the age of majority, fuck right off out of society. You've had almost two decades to figure shit out, we're not going to coddle you any further.

Real adults start businesses, get married, have children, die in wars, buy cars, negotiate huge loans for a house, meanwhile you don't trust adult women to decide for themselves whether or not 50 year old dick tastes good?

Do you perhaps think that we should have daycare nurseries until we reach our mid-30s and beyond, to protect womenchilds from having to make complicated decisions for themselves? (They're called colleges, but are you suggesting we formally acknowledge their role?)

Or maybe, and this is a big maybe, bear with me on the huge hypothetical, just maybe women can be reasonable adults and make informed decisions, too?

In which case, fuck right off with your prudish handwringing over what adult women might be getting up to in the bedroom that you personally disapprove of.

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MAGA_APN 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not really pedophilia if the woman has a shapely body. But I would think it is a maturity (brain) thing. I know people who dated and married women 20 years younger and it worked, but woman was very mature. There is really no rhyme or reason or magic to dating/love unless money is involved!

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SouthernJohn -1 points ago +3 / -4

14 yr old girls can have shapely bodies sometimes, are they fair game? No 20 yr old brain is at the level of someone 20 years older than them. Going after women young enough to be your child is predatory behavior as any father would see it.

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BallsackPaneer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Dude, you’re all over the place, and keep bringing up a clearly underage reference point, which is clear to everyone here illegal.

I know a few older guys that date women half their age and both sides have no pretense about the situation being anything other than transactional. There is nothing pedo at all about the situation because these women are women, not some weirdo anime fantasy meme that 30yr old leftist soy cucks fantasize to in moms basement. It’s clearly consensual, the women want a wealthy man, and the men just want someone without a lifetime of baggage and bitterness. I think they’re mistaken because at 25 most (liberal) women are fucking headcases, but that’s just me.

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MAGA_APN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't disagree that a father may not be too happy if someone 20 years older than his 20 year old tries to date her. I am just not sure this equates to pedophilia. I knew women who were far more mature (mentally) at 19 or 20 than others I have known at 29 or 30. In general I think a 20 year age difference is not a great idea, but I have seen it work (outside of hollywood).

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +4 / -2

ITT: thirsty boomer pedes

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Zaszz345 3 points ago +4 / -1

I didn’t say it would? Sorry for whatever happened to you in life.

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UpTrump 26 points ago +26 / -0

Wish there were more women who weren't radical leftists

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Dingus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Karen would like to speak to your manager

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GerPlasma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly women tend to be quicker to react emotionally, thus making them believe Democrats a lot easier without questioning it much.

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TheB3ast 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'm surrounded by blue haired crazy bitches. Halp.

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YuriBezmenov 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same and they're mostly the type of chicks that try talk to me, I'm repulsed by them though. Moving to a solid red state soon.

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buttfuckmebigfoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Which state?

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queue-anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

The 2 solid red states I’ve been to have a bunch of fat and ugly chicks. Honestly

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YuriBezmenov 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've lived in red states and that's absolutely not a thing. Not saying that's not what you saw, just saying it was probably due to something like where you were or how long you were there.

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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try having one for a sister...

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Spinningindaffodils 17 points ago +17 / -0

Boner alert

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Skogin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Freedom Boner!

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Spinningindaffodils 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was a risky click. Turned out good! Eggs Woodhouse anyone?

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taavofficial 16 points ago +17 / -1

Will never be able to find this in California :(

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50blessings 16 points ago +16 / -0

Lol tell me about it. I don’t think I’ve met a woman my age that wasn’t a Democrat. Only a few in high school who were conservative. At least this criteria filters out like 99% of problems in women. It’s hard to be a woke, anti-2A, man-hating feminazi if you’re voting for Trump. I don’t really care about romance or anything but it’d be nice to at least just know a female millennial in CA who wasn’t indoctrinated. It’d at least give me some modicum of hope for the future of this state.

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Tookens 9 points ago +9 / -0

"it’d be nice to at least just know a female millennial in CA who wasn’t indoctrinated"

Your state government, schools, and churches have made sure that will never happen.

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50blessings 12 points ago +12 / -0

I only knew like one girl in high school who was openly conservative and pro-gun. I was kinda notorious for being a lot less idealistic than my classmates so conservative people would talk to me sometimes. It is kinda hilarious cause she was popular but considered to be part of the “pretty but dumb blonde” stereotype despite probably being smarter than a lot of the people there just due to her beliefs. I should’ve talked to her more cause she was actually nice when I was assigned group projects, but I was still in my “edgy, disaffected loner gamer and ace student who lives on the social fringe” phase of my life. Little did I know that she was probably the last of a dying breed of people with common sense. Hopefully she survived college with her brain intact.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

F

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re looking in the wrong places!

I spent last Friday at a gun range in NorCal and there were PLENTY of young women shooting weapons. Hang out in conservative watering holes and you will find similar folks.

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taavofficial 8 points ago +8 / -0

Names! I need names!

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SanFranShitty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep! Can confirm!

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CancelBLM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah the 49're. The 4 who acts like you should treat her like a 9

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lord_nougat 15 points ago +15 / -0

MARRY ME!

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take a number. We all do. 😕

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only whisper I wanna hear ...

I don't have a dick

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Piotrsama 1 point ago +1 / -0

and never did.

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

look fat, you know I love it when kids go on my lap... my lap

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wouldn't be the only thing standing up, that I can tell you.

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havax 7 points ago +7 / -0

Freedom boner intensifies...

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Shitposter69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man if a girl told me she was interested in me and was voting Trump, I'd dump my current gf so fast...

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Italians_Invented_2A 6 points ago +7 / -1

Redpill your girlfriend

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hah, wish I could. She's one of the lefties that immediately takes it as an attack when you start to go against her narrative. I live in commietown so my standards are pretty low.

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YuriBezmenov 9 points ago +9 / -0

How does that even work? I could date a girl that didn't give a fuck about politics but a straight up leftist? I don't want to deal with that shit, and I'm not letting someone like that be my kids mother either.

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yeah I hear you. Trust me I'm not in the happy place in my life. I am working to get there someday. It won't include her. As Tim Pool likes to say, it's complicated.

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YuriBezmenov 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, wasn't trying to shit talk you that's your business. By the way best way to red pill someone is very gradually and by asking them questions that seem like you're interested in what they have to say, but are more geared towards getting them to realize everything they think is logically inconsistent.

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Shitposter69 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know fellow pede, no offense taken! I do want to try red pilling someone. I don't seem to do very good since I haven't been able to turn any of my friends yet.

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themightykekfish 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have forwarded this to your manager.

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AlphaPepe 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • Karen
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Italians_Invented_2A 3 points ago +4 / -1

We can help you.

You need two things. One is redpills. You have plenty on here.

Second, it's learning how to convince people. For this, you need:

  • Research, learn and practice the Socratic Method.
  • Buy the book How to Win Friends and Influence People
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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Break up with her. Find someone who shares your values. Life is too short!

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know man, I know.

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chesterfields 5 points ago +5 / -0

She’s a keeper.

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sometimescanbefunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

But seriously. Can we get a MAGA-oriented dating thread or platform? Pretty sure 95% of people could be instantly screened and we could fast-track relationships and get to marriage/family much more speedily.

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levarrishawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

This literally happened to me the other day. She might be a keeper.

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redditadminssuckit 4 points ago +7 / -3

I'd be changing my pants

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Nimble_Sneak 4 points ago +5 / -1

MAKE

BABIES

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jerryzzzz 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Freedom Boner has a similar experience.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 4 points ago +5 / -1

The right half of the picture could have also been a picture of a tented pair of jeans.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 4 points ago +4 / -0

So hot !!

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Jsmitty112 4 points ago +4 / -0

I get goosebumps when I hear a girl just say anything remotely conservative now a days. Seems like they’re all libtarded.

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FuckReddit4545 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where the heck are all these women? All I meet are batshit or I get rejected. At the point where I'm checked out from the dating scene.

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

Join the crowd. Millions of us conservative men are in the same boat. It's scary.

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americafirst1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stop having sex with liberal women, pedes.

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HonkeytonkMonkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Second image should be an erect penis punching through a concrete wall, but that might be a bit NSFW.

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DickTick 4 points ago +4 / -0

mmmmmmmmagaaaaa

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weallscreamforMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

GOOOSEBUMPS

/feelsgoodman

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Dave1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't need Viagra for this one!

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RogueLeaderX 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish the women I knew would say this to me!

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Ninki333 3 points ago +3 / -0

AND I'm hard.

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JerseyDrewNJ3 3 points ago +3 / -0

she's a keeper! :D

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quigonkenny 3 points ago +3 / -0

The hair isn't the only thing standing on end...

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shaaawwiiiingg !!

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goodatlife123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Load size ---> Large

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Salt-N-Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Lloyd Christmas

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Indianapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goooo

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those words would compel even a germaphobe to eat ass!

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Dreadnot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nut

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Boog4Lou 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least that statement verifies she's actually a female and not a tranny in disguise!

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MidwestNorsk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Accurate

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Trumpamania2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully she swallows too

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keithkman 1 point ago +2 / -1

This happens on some dates in AZ but it’s rare. Liberals are everywhere. :/

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Thehumancentipede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Liberal women look like ugly little boys if that's what you're into

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Coopster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aren't you running late for the Antifa Rally in Portland?

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hjsjdvd 2 points ago +3 / -1

all liberals ARE antifa

there's no such thing as a moderate Democrat

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MrAlwaysRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden's Browncoats= Antifa

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

My mother loved me growing up. I know for a fact that one or both of your parents hate your existence. Wouldn't be surprised if your parents were divorced. Wouldn't be surprised if you were part of the reason. You are worthless.

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Your parents don't love you and never have. You are a tremendous disappointment to them and to the human race in general.

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Thehumancentipede 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not a weak insult. I can tell by your personality that you struggle with attention and love. It's not your fault, but don't succumb to the misery!