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SwanS0ng 67 points ago +71 / -4

but I met a really clean, smart one in college?

don't care.

gtfo.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 32 points ago +32 / -0

The moderates cheer when the radicals murder infidels.

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NotTheTendies 20 points ago +21 / -1

I roomed with a guy from Saudi Arabia in college. He was the weirdest dude ever. Here are a few things that actually happened.

  1. No one was allowed to make noise when he slept, or he would lose his shit. He didn't sleep at night, he slept after his classes, during the day/evening. No noise allowed.
  2. He would use the bathroom and use every piece of toilet paper from every roll every single time he went in there. Not exaggeration. I had to go to the RA to discuss this problem and I had to hide my toilet paper.
  3. He would take hours in the bathroom. Hours and hours. One time, I hosted a Wrestlemania party that was about 4 hours long, and he went in at the start - came out as the show was ending. No one realized he was in there and kept using other room's bathrooms thinking it was just someone from the party.
  4. He ripped a molar out of his head and left it on the counter... full root and everything, blood, cavity rotten tooth. Just left it there on the kitchen counter.
  5. He put Ketchup on bread and put it in my toaster. The smell was godawful and my toaster was ruined. He denied doing this.
  6. He would put on a track suit and go to the gym. He never worked out. He just walked around the gym touching the equipment and sitting on it, but not using it. He smelled terrible and never showered. He turned on the shower, but judging by how much toilet paper he potentially consumed, he didn't have time to shower since he was probably eating TP.

This guy was a "normal guy" I guess.

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Deathlessly 5 points ago +6 / -1

He went to the gym to take in the sights. Went back to your dorm to use up all the TP masturbating. The tooth was replaced with C4.

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SwanS0ng 2 points ago +2 / -0

holy fuck. lmao.

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donjongun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Number 5 is just messed up....

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hemi 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can vouch for #5 Seen this at work multiple times but not only with Ketchup. Literally a SLICE OF CHEESE on the bread and then dropped both in toaster at the same time. After this last go around toaster caught fire which was luckily extinguished but triggered the alarm to the FD. Truck everything. Facilities management / HR has now hung signs on how to use the toaster with pictures which look like IKEA instructions... All this at a "high tech" company. H1B's, KEK!

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don_piledrive_hilary 0 points ago +1 / -1

They are low IQ.