480 Baby born holding mom’s contraceptive. What a king. (twitter.com) posted 235 days ago by OlDirtyBarrister +480 / -0 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (38) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 48 ▼ – BeaverIslander 48 points 235 days ago +48 / -0 Tuff kid...... made it past the IUD and planned parenthood. This little fella has a purpose in life..... watch for him in 20 years. permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 235 days ago +8 / -0 ▲ 28 ▼ – Tryhardneckbeard 28 points 235 days ago +29 / -1 I DO WHAT I WANT! permalink save report block reply ▲ 25 ▼ – Reclaimer69 25 points 235 days ago +25 / -0 God said, "Let there be life"? permalink save report block reply ▲ 21 ▼ – deleted 21 points 235 days ago +21 / -0 ▲ 21 ▼ – RedBonaparte 21 points 235 days ago +22 / -1 “King Kong ain’t got NOTHIN on ME” permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – N7fury 5 points 235 days ago +5 / -0 https://tenor.com/view/malibu-most-wanted-gun-gif-15054382 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – RadMaxBTD 16 points 235 days ago +16 / -0 Evil Right-Wing Child forces mother to forego spontaneous abortion in violation of her freedom to randomly coit any Tom, Dick or Harry permalink save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – Belleoffreedom 13 points 235 days ago +13 / -0 This is not the first kid to be born holding the IUD. Doctors normally try to remove it, but sometimes it's safer just to let it be. I hope his mom has a sense of humor, and makes the decision to enjoy him. permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – jiujiujiu 11 points 235 days ago +11 / -0 What a little fuckin' unit he is. SEE THIS MOMMY! Spike it right on the floor! permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – raybiker73 3 points 235 days ago +3 / -0 This made me LOL for real. Thanks, fren. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – FamburgerHelper 9 points 235 days ago +9 / -0 Oh wow, that's so weird. I hope that thing didn't injure that baby. permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – deleted 8 points 235 days ago +9 / -1 ▲ 7 ▼ – Lunatic_Fringe_PhD 7 points 235 days ago +10 / -3 WTF is "falling pregnant"!?! Is pregnancy an illness to these assholes? permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – WishdoctorsSong 16 points 235 days ago +16 / -0 It's absorbed from French like many phrases we use in English. The French use "to fall" often where we might think of using "to become." It's not some conspiracy, its' just etymology. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Teapot_Gravy 4 points 235 days ago +8 / -4 It's simply an old English way of putting it. Go outside. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – VA-Pede 5 points 235 days ago +6 / -1 Hey, there's nothing wrong with asking when you don't know. Fringe learned something by asking. A lot of us did. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ -1 ▼ – Teapot_Gravy -1 points 235 days ago +2 / -3 No, there's not. Sad thats not what happened. Nothing was asked, just a whole bunch of ASSumptions made. And acted on. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – VA-Pede 2 points 235 days ago +2 / -0 Shhhh. Let people learn things. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Block_Helen 4 points 235 days ago +4 / -0 That's how they say it over there. It's not negative, it's just an older usage. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 235 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 5 ▼ – ByeByeProgs 5 points 235 days ago +5 / -0 Awesome if true permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Skjolnir 4 points 235 days ago +4 / -0 Life, uh, finds a way. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – A300killdozer 4 points 235 days ago +4 / -0 Lol baby say your not stopping me I will be born give that baby a medal 🎖 permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – pithys 4 points 235 days ago +4 / -0 Damn didn't know that thing releases copper into the womb... doesn't sound pleasant permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – raybiker73 4 points 235 days ago +4 / -0 Couple: "We don't want children, so we're using a contraceptive device." Kickass baby: "Get this fuckin' thing out of my way!" permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – The69thBrokage 3 points 235 days ago +4 / -1 "THAT BABY RAPED HIS MOTHER! REEEEEEEEEE!" Feminists probably permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Hedonismbot 3 points 235 days ago +3 / -0 “Life finds a way” :Jurassic Park permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Dualkalibur 2 points 235 days ago +2 / -0 Odds of it happening: 1 in 10000 That baby? “Never tell me the odds!” permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Klcbva 2 points 235 days ago +2 / -0 Awwww. Amazing! Good on you new little human! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Julius_Severus 2 points 235 days ago +2 / -0 Labcoats btfo permalink save report block reply ▲ -3 ▼ – RenaissanceOfHope -3 points 235 days ago +1 / -4 I’m not going to celebrate an IUD failing. Congratulations to the baby but it’s not fair that the IUD failed. permalink save report block reply ▲ -4 ▼ – Tyrant597 -4 points 235 days ago +6 / -10 Fake, but funny permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – RIPIsaacKappy 7 points 235 days ago +8 / -1 https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/newborn-baby-born-holding-mums-failed-contraceptive-coil/news-story/34332034466ab0caf590514ffe39082e Here's another article confirming it. Got any sources to back up your claim of "fake"? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 235 days ago +3 / -1 ▲ 0 ▼ – Tyrant597 0 points 235 days ago +3 / -3 https://www.inquisitr.com/4199409/baby-holding-iud-fake-can-women-get-pregnant/ permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 235 days ago +4 / -1 ▲ 4 ▼ – Tyrant597 4 points 235 days ago +5 / -1 The statement linked to from the mom says it's fake, and she isn't sure who out it in his hand... 🙄 permalink parent save report block reply
Tuff kid...... made it past the IUD and planned parenthood. This little fella has a purpose in life..... watch for him in 20 years.
God said, "Let there be life"?
“King Kong ain’t got NOTHIN on ME”
https://tenor.com/view/malibu-most-wanted-gun-gif-15054382
Evil Right-Wing Child forces mother to forego spontaneous abortion in violation of her freedom to randomly coit any Tom, Dick or Harry
This is not the first kid to be born holding the IUD. Doctors normally try to remove it, but sometimes it's safer just to let it be.
I hope his mom has a sense of humor, and makes the decision to enjoy him.
What a little fuckin' unit he is. SEE THIS MOMMY! Spike it right on the floor!
This made me LOL for real. Thanks, fren.
Oh wow, that's so weird. I hope that thing didn't injure that baby.
WTF is "falling pregnant"!?!
Is pregnancy an illness to these assholes?
It's absorbed from French like many phrases we use in English. The French use "to fall" often where we might think of using "to become." It's not some conspiracy, its' just etymology.
It's simply an old English way of putting it. Go outside.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with asking when you don't know.
Fringe learned something by asking. A lot of us did.
No, there's not. Sad thats not what happened. Nothing was asked, just a whole bunch of ASSumptions made. And acted on.
Shhhh. Let people learn things.
That's how they say it over there. It's not negative, it's just an older usage.
Awesome if true
Life, uh, finds a way.
Lol baby say your not stopping me I will be born give that baby a medal 🎖
Damn didn't know that thing releases copper into the womb... doesn't sound pleasant
Couple: "We don't want children, so we're using a contraceptive device."
Kickass baby: "Get this fuckin' thing out of my way!"
"THAT BABY RAPED HIS MOTHER! REEEEEEEEEE!"
Feminists probably
“Life finds a way” :Jurassic Park
Odds of it happening: 1 in 10000 That baby? “Never tell me the odds!”
Awwww. Amazing! Good on you new little human!
Labcoats btfo
I’m not going to celebrate an IUD failing. Congratulations to the baby but it’s not fair that the IUD failed.
Fake, but funny
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/newborn-baby-born-holding-mums-failed-contraceptive-coil/news-story/34332034466ab0caf590514ffe39082e
Here's another article confirming it.
Got any sources to back up your claim of "fake"?
https://www.inquisitr.com/4199409/baby-holding-iud-fake-can-women-get-pregnant/
The statement linked to from the mom says it's fake, and she isn't sure who out it in his hand... 🙄