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Ampman69 31 points ago +32 / -1

That's a great idea for a dating site! Anyone posting bright colored hair is denied!! 🤣🤣

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ElegantVelociraptor 25 points ago +25 / -0

I can assure you that there are many of us with beautifully and brightly colored hair in here that would make worthy partners! I personally have pink hair because I love the color and it's fun!

It may be pink, but it is long and luscious and oh so completely feminine!

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Kephri 8 points ago +8 / -0

You are the rare exception, not the rule.

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FutureMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is why it would not work. They will all say the same thing.

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ElegantVelociraptor 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's fair!

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MAGA_mantis 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you are single, you might wanna rethink your dating strategy. With the pink hair you are scaring away a fair amount of guys.

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good! I'm, oddly enough, not interested in dating EVERYBODY.

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MAGA_mantis 3 points ago +3 / -0

A fair amount does not equal everybody, just the higher quality guys that would not go for women with tats piercings and neon hair. Dont be a single cat lady in your 30's.

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then I guess you and I are having a problem.

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FutureMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can you explain to me what is the appeal of 200 earrings, or 10 nose rings?

I have seen absolutely gorgeous women ruin their faces with a gazillion pieces of metal sticking out all over the place.

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ElegantVelociraptor 1 point ago +1 / -0

My semi-researched theory is that it has to do with our primitive need for water. There was a study that I read, oh, several years ago now, regarding how there is a correlation between a love of sparkle and glitter, with how primitive humans used to find water.

Essentially, it's in our blood! How they choose to represent it however...

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Drew 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sign me up! Hey ladies ;)

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Timor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well that's not the best solution, as @ElegantVelociraptor pointed out; you can just have a doesn't belong button and if to many push it they get removed.

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whocaresguy420 18 points ago +18 / -0

Use karma for entry to prevent doxxing

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Kephri 7 points ago +7 / -0

How much karma? I have only like 800 points.

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kogar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not all men have big karmas. You have to work with what God gave you. A good woman can work around small karma. Don't be shy!

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Kephri 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m not a very active poster, I mostly just comment.

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AQuietVoice 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, I have less than that.

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Pau1F01ey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Karma for posts or comments?

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Kephri 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comments. I have only 150 post karma.

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WildnWooley 15 points ago +15 / -0

Can we make this a thing? Almost impossible to find good, conservative women on a college campus.

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Peach_Mints 9 points ago +14 / -5

Nipples protruding. Very disgusting!

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KuhlooKuhlay 36 points ago +36 / -0

Objection overruled

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KuhlooKuhlay 15 points ago +15 / -0

Allow me to refer you to the precedent set in the landmark Supreme Court decision Bros v. Hoes (1817)

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Elecon 6 points ago +6 / -0

That made me audibly laugh.

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even John Roberts can't figure out how to get around such strong legal reasoning.

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well Barney’s just mad she has nicer tits than him.

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joepedo_sniffed_me 8 points ago +8 / -0

very RESPECTFUL

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RogueLeaderX 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'd love for this site to exist, but i doubt there are many women by me who would be on this site!

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brittany 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would love a dating site for conservatives. This would save so much time!!

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runonce 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are to salute when an Alpha enters the room Noobie!
"I AM SIR!"

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HolographicTacoSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAKE IT SO, MODS

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PresidentMilo 1 point ago +3 / -2
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AedraLord 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a rickroll link people. Shame.

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