You.

I like you.

I think the reason they pushed against corporal punishment a while back was because it was so effective in...shall we say, tuning a recalcitrant child's nervous system.

Of course, you have to do it correctly. No anger. Simple -- you do this, you get that.

They do the thing, they get the consequences.

They didn't want kids to learn about the consequences of their actions, so now they have loony tunes playing in the street at night while wearing black...

And being utterly surprised when they get hit by a car.