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America_No_1 59 points ago +60 / -1

No just do it with Kanye and call Joe a racist for not wanting to debate with a black man

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swimjim 23 points ago +23 / -0

Imagine a debate between those two. Civilized, honest discourse. Intelligent discussion.

The dem's wouldn't be able to comprehend it.

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JiggsawCalrissian 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh fuck I take it back. this one plz

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GulagDweller 5 points ago +5 / -0

Astounding idea!

Add a life size cardboard cut out of Sleepy Joe and ask it questions. The cardboard is smarter than Joe, just has less leg hair.

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Afeazo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden will go because if Trump puts on Kanye it will legit make a lot of non political people think it’s just Trump and Kanye left. Biden will get even less votes because regular Americans who may only watch debates not even know Joe is in the race lmao

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Anonyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Libertarians would be willing to debate. They could take some pro-open borders votes.

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Pootweet 16 points ago +16 / -0

Counter offer...Joe Biden debates Joe Biden.

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GulagDweller 2 points ago +2 / -0

He wouldn't even know who is opponent is in that debate either.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Presumably his husband.

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AedraLord 2 points ago +2 / -0

He does that already

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Space_Force 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'll bet you a six pack that if that were to happen Fake News won't air it.

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findthewarmspot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes!!!!

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Ninki333 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least that empty chair could support a black family.

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seventysixdon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not sure if they do already or not, but IF he does debate, they should ban earpieces.

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V_exodus 6 points ago +6 / -0

true. But Joe can't even get it right with an earpiece.

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seventysixdon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed, with an ear piece tho he will be able to get out a few lines that the press can use. Without one, it will be glorious.

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KAG4EVRodysseus11 8 points ago +8 / -0

you know the Biden campaign is working on any excuse to NOT do the debates, even though they were already agreed to.

That will be the turning point in the poll numbers, Biden will be decimated, they know that and cant have it.

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KAG4EVRodysseus11 2 points ago +2 / -0

that doesnt mean they wont try, with the media screeching on volume 11 that it is absolutely necessary for Grandma, or the children, or whoever, that the debates be cancelled, or we are all raciss, or selfish, or whatever slander seems most likely to fly.

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MAGA_____bitches 7 points ago +7 / -0

He could stand there for 3 hours and say anything he wanted to and it would be uninterrupted.

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Dirk_Diggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would love this format. With a cardboard cutout of Joe and a soundboard operator dropping soundbites. It would be hilarious by mocking Joe even further.

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V_exodus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Carboard cut-out Joe, and Ozzie Osbourne could do his voice-over.

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neverreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or invite Kanye.

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0nDaFence 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clint Eastwood debates

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JeremiahKassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Clint Eastwood could moderate.

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Ingrid_Cold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't give him the questions and answers if he won't be there answering. taps head

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Problem with Joe is, you can give him the answers, but he can't give them back.

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JiggsawCalrissian 3 points ago +3 / -0

And keep asking joe for his opinion. Pausing. Then looking at the camera and smiling

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should hold them and field questions from the audience.

Oh - even better - have them put up a cardboard cut out of creepy joe and then GEOTUS can debate it while quipping - 'Hey, it's like he's really here, isn't it, folks?'

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Greg_the_Grim_Doctor 3 points ago +3 / -0

BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL, JOE.

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Johnnyaxxe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just turn them into rallies!

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Hedonismbot 2 points ago +2 / -0

And when it’s Joes turn to talk, just let the clock roll in silence for the 2 or 3 minutes.

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MakinBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

or a bucket of kfc on the opposite podium, thats how the ems are playing, right?

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AlexF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ageed

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basket_of_patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just a cardboard cutout of Biden sniffing a girls head.

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Gunslinger1776 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Sleepy Joe must be asleep.” Boom. Fatality.

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ala Clint Eastwood.

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a sweet T party: T and Kayne sugar. Sans bitter Biden.

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womp_squared 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doing that one time would seal the election for Trump. I truly believe Biden would only win NY, IL, and CA if this happens.

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DrAugustBalls 1 point ago +1 / -0

He and Kanye should just drop red pills down the country’s throat for two hours straight. I can’t imagine a single thing that’s ever been on TV in my lifetime that would generate more buzz.

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Mutant52 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if he's there it will be an empty seat

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nettripper 1 point ago +1 / -0

They would just twist it and go “look at this crazy person on stage talking to nobody...debating and empty chair like a crazy person” it wouldn’t include the reason why the chair is empty plus the media would chop up bits and pieces sound biting it for ammo against him

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd watch that.

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psyflux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do it Eastwood style...empty chair and all.

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shintosurfer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Trump could just do a rally speech and then randomly point over to a pic of Biden sniffing a kid with the quote "You Ain't Black".