A man was having problems getting an erection.
He went to his doctor.
the doctor said that he had a rare condition that the typical medicines wouldn't fix, but that there was an experimental surgery: replacing the blood vessels in his penis with the muscles from the trunk of an elephant.
The man thought for a while and agreed. Surgery went off without a hitch and to celebrate, the man went on a date with a beautiful woman.
She was wearing a slinky spaghetti top dress and every time she'd lean over the table he'd get an eye full. He could feel an immense pressure in his pants so he unzipped his fly. The next thing either of them see is the man's appendage creep up onto the table, wrap around a biscuit and return from whence it came.
The woman said, "oh my goodness! That was very impressive, could you make it do it again?"
The man replied, "maybe, but I don't know if I can fit another biscuit up my ass!"
A man was having problems getting an erection. He went to his doctor. the doctor said that he had a rare condition that the typical medicines wouldn't fix, but that there was an experimental surgery: replacing the blood vessels in his penis with the muscles from the trunk of an elephant.
The man thought for a while and agreed. Surgery went off without a hitch and to celebrate, the man went on a date with a beautiful woman.
She was wearing a slinky spaghetti top dress and every time she'd lean over the table he'd get an eye full. He could feel an immense pressure in his pants so he unzipped his fly. The next thing either of them see is the man's appendage creep up onto the table, wrap around a biscuit and return from whence it came.
The woman said, "oh my goodness! That was very impressive, could you make it do it again?"
The man replied, "maybe, but I don't know if I can fit another biscuit up my ass!"