370 I am so depressed. 2 years ago I left a big city and moved to a small conservative town. I did this to escape the leftist bullshit. Now my small town passed a mandatory face mask law... *sigh* ... can we lift my spirits by starting a thread full of good non-political jokes? posted 283 days ago by DrDT 283 days ago by DrDT +370 / -0 Why don't eggs tell jokes? They would crack each other up! 86 comments share 86 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (86) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 19 ▼ – one3five 19 points 283 days ago +19 / -0 A snail goes to the dealership to buy a car. Snail: Hey, there! I want that car over there. But I want you to paint a big "S" on the side of the car. Here's the cash. Salesman: Sure, no problem! We'll have it ready this afternoon. [The snail comes back in the afternoon, grabs the keys, hops in the car and speeds out of the parking lot and down the road.] Salesman: Look at that escargot! (get it...s car go) ha ha i crack myself up permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – DrDT [S] 8 points 283 days ago +8 / -0 I am trying to think of a caviar pun, but I cant... Have an upvote instead! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – one3five 7 points 283 days ago +7 / -0 what do you call a caviar taste test? eggsamination (i'll see myself out) permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – sineater 4 points 283 days ago +4 / -0 Eggsalmonation permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – one3five 4 points 283 days ago +4 / -0 ahhh dammit i handed that one right to you and, kek permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 283 days ago +2 / -0
A snail goes to the dealership to buy a car.
Snail: Hey, there! I want that car over there. But I want you to paint a big "S" on the side of the car. Here's the cash.
Salesman: Sure, no problem! We'll have it ready this afternoon.
[The snail comes back in the afternoon, grabs the keys, hops in the car and speeds out of the parking lot and down the road.]
Salesman: Look at that escargot!
(get it...s car go)
ha ha i crack myself up
I am trying to think of a caviar pun, but I cant... Have an upvote instead!
what do you call a caviar taste test?
eggsamination
(i'll see myself out)
Eggsalmonation
ahhh dammit
i handed that one right to you
and, kek