370 I am so depressed. 2 years ago I left a big city and moved to a small conservative town. I did this to escape the leftist bullshit. Now my small town passed a mandatory face mask law... *sigh* ... can we lift my spirits by starting a thread full of good non-political jokes? posted 283 days ago by DrDT 283 days ago by DrDT +370 / -0 Why don't eggs tell jokes? They would crack each other up! 86 comments share 86 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (86) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 22 ▼ – 45forever 22 points 283 days ago +23 / -1 I was in the grocery store the other day. I came up an aisle where two older men were arguing. One said to the other, “You’re going the wrong way, didn’t you SEE the arrows?”. The other man replied, “ARROWS? I didn’t even see the INDIANS!!” Barump dump... permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – one3five 12 points 283 days ago +12 / -0 OMG you win the internet for the most relevant, timely joke permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – 45forever 8 points 283 days ago +8 / -0 .. thx!! 🤣 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – one3five 8 points 283 days ago +8 / -0 i'm still chuckling over it and you bet i'm going to use that line if i'm ever confronted over my wrong way shopping permalink parent save report block reply
I was in the grocery store the other day. I came up an aisle where two older men were arguing. One said to the other, “You’re going the wrong way, didn’t you SEE the arrows?”. The other man replied, “ARROWS? I didn’t even see the INDIANS!!”
Barump dump...
OMG you win the internet for the most relevant, timely joke
.. thx!! 🤣
i'm still chuckling over it
and you bet i'm going to use that line if i'm ever confronted over my wrong way shopping