370 I am so depressed. 2 years ago I left a big city and moved to a small conservative town. I did this to escape the leftist bullshit. Now my small town passed a mandatory face mask law... *sigh* ... can we lift my spirits by starting a thread full of good non-political jokes? posted 283 days ago by DrDT 283 days ago by DrDT +370 / -0 Why don't eggs tell jokes? They would crack each other up! 86 comments share 86 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (86) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 16 ▼ – sineater 16 points 283 days ago +16 / -0 A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and asks "Dad? Can I borrow $50?" The dad looks at him and says "$40? What do you need $30 for?" permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – deleted 1 point 283 days ago +1 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – sineater 1 point 282 days ago +1 / -0 Lol. Yeah. I’m trying to remember where I heard that one before. I want to say Jerry Seinfeld. He was trying to see who got it and who didn’t permalink save report block reply
A Jewish kid goes up to his dad and asks "Dad? Can I borrow $50?"
The dad looks at him and says "$40? What do you need $30 for?"
Lol. Yeah. I’m trying to remember where I heard that one before. I want to say Jerry Seinfeld. He was trying to see who got it and who didn’t