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I am so depressed. 2 years ago I left a big city and moved to a small conservative town. I did this to escape the leftist bullshit. Now my small town passed a mandatory face mask law... *sigh* ... can we lift my spirits by starting a thread full of good non-political jokes?
posted ago by DrDT ago by DrDT +370 / -0

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They would crack each other up!

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– Threebabies 9 points ago +9 / -0

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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– TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you call a bear with no ear?

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– Threebabies 1 point ago +1 / -0

A "B"?

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– TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, a "buh".

Works better out loud.

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