I was Walking late at night Down a Path in Central Park You know the one that leads to the Statues of Adam and Eve, Well anyway I got to the statue area and they were nowhere to be seen, Just this eerie Glow, as I was getting goosebumps I heard a Giggling in the bushes next to me, I cautiously walked around and to my amazement I Saw the statues had come to life, and had an antifa pinned to the ground. The Eve Statue stood up and says to Adam: " OK, Now You hold him down, it's MY turn to shit on his head"