Three strings had a hard day and went into a bar after work. They grabbed a booth and the first string said to his friends “I’ll go grab some brews!”
He walks up to the bar and says “Hey Barman, gimme three mugs!”
The bartender looks at him and says “I’m sorry we don’t serve strings here.” He then turns away and begins cleaning some glasses.
The string is gobsmacked and walks back to the booth to his friends. “They don’t serve strings here! Can you believe that?” His friend heard the interaction and assures him it was just his attitude and a little kindness is what makes the world go round. He heads off to the bar and his friend sits down.
“Excuse me good sir, I would like three mugs of beer when you’ve got a moment” the string says to the bartender. “I’m very sorry, but it’s the policy of the establishment that we aren’t to serve strings here. Good day” the bartender replies.
Dejected the string returns empty handed to his friends and tells them what has transpired. The third string keeps his friends from leaving, saying “Just leave this to Chad!”
The third string walks to the bathroom and goes to the mirror. He dishevels his hair, musses up his beard, unties his work boots and undoes his belt. He then leaves and heads to the bar.
“Heya barkeep, can I get three beer?” he asks the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down for a second and askes “Hey, aren’t you a string?”
“Why no”, Chad responds, “sorry sir but I’m a Frayed Knot.”
Three strings had a hard day and went into a bar after work. They grabbed a booth and the first string said to his friends “I’ll go grab some brews!”
He walks up to the bar and says “Hey Barman, gimme three mugs!” The bartender looks at him and says “I’m sorry we don’t serve strings here.” He then turns away and begins cleaning some glasses.
The string is gobsmacked and walks back to the booth to his friends. “They don’t serve strings here! Can you believe that?” His friend heard the interaction and assures him it was just his attitude and a little kindness is what makes the world go round. He heads off to the bar and his friend sits down.
“Excuse me good sir, I would like three mugs of beer when you’ve got a moment” the string says to the bartender. “I’m very sorry, but it’s the policy of the establishment that we aren’t to serve strings here. Good day” the bartender replies.
Dejected the string returns empty handed to his friends and tells them what has transpired. The third string keeps his friends from leaving, saying “Just leave this to Chad!”
The third string walks to the bathroom and goes to the mirror. He dishevels his hair, musses up his beard, unties his work boots and undoes his belt. He then leaves and heads to the bar.
“Heya barkeep, can I get three beer?” he asks the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down for a second and askes “Hey, aren’t you a string?”
“Why no”, Chad responds, “sorry sir but I’m a Frayed Knot.”