Imagine if the Doughboys that fought WWII ran their rifle platoons with as much yeasty rise as this doughy pluff. Forget German, we’d all be speaking Italian.
Remember how much of a big deal he made about his willingness to sacrifice? Now he demands a participation promotion?!
If he was the committed soldier he blew wind about being when he stuffed his fat ass unnecessarily into his brass-buttoned stolen valors to go falsely testify against his Commander-in-Chief, he’d embrace the suck, buckle down, and do his job to the best of his ability without needing a profile for his hurt feelings.
He’s the embodiment of the vocal under-current of disgust in the voice of a fighting man talking about “pogs”, and the lazy thrill in the voice of a dependapottomus calculating projected automatically deposited deployment meal voucher reimbursements.
Imagine if the Doughboys that fought WWII ran their rifle platoons with as much yeasty rise as this doughy pluff. Forget German, we’d all be speaking Italian.
Remember how much of a big deal he made about his willingness to sacrifice? Now he demands a participation promotion?!
If he was the committed soldier he blew wind about being when he stuffed his fat ass unnecessarily into his brass-buttoned stolen valors to go falsely testify against his Commander-in-Chief, he’d embrace the suck, buckle down, and do his job to the best of his ability without needing a profile for his hurt feelings.
Seems like maybe somebody in the deep state promised him a promotion. Oops! They probably got fired and now Vindmann is shit out of luck.
Pure poetry right here
He’s the embodiment of the vocal under-current of disgust in the voice of a fighting man talking about “pogs”, and the lazy thrill in the voice of a dependapottomus calculating projected automatically deposited deployment meal voucher reimbursements.