I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
City employees who identify as white.
Good thing I identify as black. If a man can identify as a woman, a white man can identify as a black man.
I identify as green…… 🐸🐸🐸
and all you have to do is do a DNA analysis to show your DNA traces back to Africa. How are they going to fight that?
Lol
Do they make you do a DNA test to show you’re female when you identify as a woman?
Nope
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