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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 263 points ago +264 / -1

Get fucked Antifa

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BlackHorse 99 points ago +101 / -2

They will. They like little boys like that in prison.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 63 points ago +63 / -0

Get fucked commies! Haha

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CrimsonClown 66 points ago +66 / -0

That moment you realize there isn’t a commie click in prison, so they gonna get really fucked up by the inmates.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 80 points ago +81 / -1

By actual Nazis. The thought brings a smile to my face.

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itsokaytobereggie 57 points ago +58 / -1

It’s funny. You walk around in downtown Portland, with all the rainbow flags and doughy soy children everywhere with their brightly-colored hair.

One night after work, I was riding home on the bus. This hard-looking guy boarded. He had the tats: swastika, SS bolts, you name it. Most of the soy children have never seen a real Nazi. This guy would have had them doing the truffle shuffle.

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N7fury 32 points ago +32 / -0

I've only encountered one person that I could definitively say was a white supremacist. Antifa was there because Richard Spencer (not a fan) was giving a speech on my campus. I accidentally come up on him walking to the bars and he had a white power shirt on and was bald with a goatee. He was a mean looking mother fucker who smelled like salems and hard whiskey. He looked like he could hurt you real bad. Antifa wouldn't go near him

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HistoryInvestigator 10 points ago +10 / -0

Initiation rites do usually involve murder so there's that.

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itsokaytobereggie 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the thing: I haven’t seen very many people like this. I feel confident saying that the guy I originally saw was legit because he was wearing a tank that pretty easily exposed his ink. It wasn’t brazen, but he wasn’t hiding a thing. There was maybe one other guy I’ve seen, but he was mostly covered up (it was winter at the time). But hard-looking, bald, he had a teardrop tattoo, and I thought I saw a corner of a swastika. So that’s (maybe) two.

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Trump2024 15 points ago +15 / -0

Did they punch him?

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itsokaytobereggie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heh. Nope. The bus was mostly empty, anyway.

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lefty295 43 points ago +43 / -0

What is actually hilarious to me is that tons of people in prison love Trump too, because he's one of the few politicians to actually do any sort of prison reform at all. So they're gonna run into real nazis on one side and black dudes who love trump on the other side.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 20 points ago +20 / -0

That's a good point! Warms my heart. :)

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6079SmithW 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can take turns.

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wouldnt really call them kids though, every mugshot I've seen these terrorists look mid 20's and into their 30's.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 16 points ago +16 / -0

I can see it now "Fuck you you racist nazi scum!"

Shivved

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RespectMyNipples5 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correction:

Assfucked, then shivved.

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RacistElkStatue 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shivved and then fucked in the new shiv-hole

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JKillen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amyone remember OZ??

Wearing make up saying yes sir. Those dudes are going to find out how gender fluid they really are.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gender fluid is going to become a staple in their new diet.

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RacistElkStatue 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh I think they'll be eating some big sausages

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

and washing it down with gender fluid.

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Licensetomeme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most action they've had since they moved out of their motherss' basements.

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lefty295 26 points ago +26 / -0

Being a "white ally" in prison ain't the same thing as larping in the streets, lol.

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FuckU/Spez 14 points ago +14 / -0

Minute he says that the whites gonna beat his ass, then the other races gonna punk that bitch. They will soon learn that there is no kumbaya in prison and either stick to your race or have a bad time.

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll become actual nazis.

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schnazzmizzle 13 points ago +13 / -0

I bet they have some tough gang name too.. The Social Justice League, prison sex edition.

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Modus_Pwninz 9 points ago +10 / -1

If there were any true justice, they'd do their ten years.

They will do nothing. The have big money legal backing.

They'll be out in time to riot in November.

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CraniometricSunray 1 point ago +1 / -0

These are Fedral charges. Minimum 7 or 10? Years.

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Thermopylae_MMXX 1 point ago +1 / -0

oooh-weeee bubba & the boyz are gunna ream them soy twinks out good & hollow gunna take a good 6 months to heal them internal ruptures esp with the hydrochloric acid and broken glass they pack in there the guards are gonna be cursin on clean up duty

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ChuckedBeef 51 points ago +51 / -0

Look at those mug shots... if you combined them all I don't think you could make a complete strand of DNA. Bunch of half baked potatoes

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Raindrops1984 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m pretty sure China has already done that research. If you combine them all, you get Dolly the Sheep.

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RacistElkStatue 1 point ago +2 / -1

Tofu prions lol

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flimflamshow 6 points ago +6 / -0

They arent the same thing but they've both come from the same shit tree

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

A group of communists who claim oppression by "the police" vs. a group of communists who claim oppression by "the fascists?" Did I win?

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elpoePehTeW 6 points ago +6 / -0

The little twinks are going to enjoy that.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great!!!!! Now let’s hope their charges stick and don’t get dismissed by corrupt Obama judges

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CraniometricSunray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trumps been moving in judges since day one so I hope the same.

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basket_of_patriots 96 points ago +97 / -1

Low hanging fruit. Not enough, more please.

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sustainable_saltmine 44 points ago +44 / -0

yeah we need top brass to take a HARD fall. their leaders, financiers, suppliers and top organizers

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bigdickhangsright 19 points ago +19 / -0

Where is Soros staying these days? That devil should have been charged decades ago.

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Tip-O-Matic 22 points ago +23 / -1

Charged?? He just needs to be exterminated like the cockroach that he is.

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CraniometricSunray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Husband and wife, one of whom is from Europe.

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Eowyn_Rohan 61 points ago +61 / -0

It's about time. Justice for the elk! 120 years of bronze beauty destroyed in one night. Antifa needs to pay for that and much more.

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Pau1F01ey 21 points ago +21 / -0

Oh so much more. For every statue toppled or destroyed or deface, at least 15 need to be arrested and locked up for years.

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Unbent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you meant plutonium

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ScrewReddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

The funny thing is they didn't destroy the elk. The city removed it to safeguard it. So essentially, Democrat politicians around the country are fine with historical statues of people being torn down, but when antifa goes after a fucking animal statue, they spring into action.

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lefty295 5 points ago +5 / -0

They should have to share their prison cell with an actual elk, lmao.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would pay to see that, they're loud and scary and very dangerous when they're pissed. When I lived in CO, I used to go up to Estes Park and watch those magnificent creatures from a discrete distance, just beautiful animals, mighty tasty too. Inevitably, on an almost yearly basis some fool would get between a bull and his harem or go mess with a cow caring for a calf and learn the hard way that ain't no barnyard milkin' cow.

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DonaldTrumpTill2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did you not know that elk was a racist?

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Logan051361 36 points ago +37 / -1

Give them 10 years each. Send a message

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Gwoz8881 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about the antifa girl who did porn first?

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neurojerk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dog ears

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Fullarr 5 points ago +5 / -0

Katie Hill?

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Gwoz8881 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek. But nope. Just search for ‘antifa porn’. It’s gross FYI.

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MightyEighth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Moldy locks!

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Fullarr 7 points ago +7 / -0

She looks like she shops at Whole Foods and smells like a ferret cage

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GhengisDon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well I'm definitely not searching for it now.

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wallstreetclinton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commies deserve to be put in secured camps.

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WalkedAway2018 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's funny how Antifa folk all have that look. You know, the one where you can tell they haven't showered in a while, eat lots of soy, and rarely have sex. I could pick an Antifa out of a crowd easily.

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HyperCarbs 16 points ago +16 / -0

All the dudes are trying to bang the dump tuck looking bitch who identifies as a man.

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WalkedAway2018 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dump truck could be a man too. Hard to tell these days.

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TrumpTime888 16 points ago +16 / -0

Suck a dick ANTIFA!!

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Bob383 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think they would enjoy that

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MustBeTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'm sure they'll do just fine in federal prison.

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Fullarr 14 points ago +15 / -1

7 down 2 million to go

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FuckRioters 14 points ago +14 / -0

Per usual, Portland stands there with it's pants down, while the feds have to go in and clean up their shit. If this continues, I bet you the riots will start to die down in about a week.

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Zikkafoos 12 points ago +12 / -0

This only matters if they get locked up. That's the goal here.

You commit felonies, you go to prison.

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farstriderr 11 points ago +11 / -0

Only three of the fucks are even from Portland...

Rowan Olsen, 19, of Portland,

Shant Singh Ahuja, 28, of Oceanside, California,

Andrew Steven Faulkner, 24, of Beaverton, Oregon;

Gretchen Margaret Blank, 29, of Seattle, Washington;

Christopher Fellini, 31, of Portland;

Cody Porter, 28, of Portland;

Taimane Jame Teo, 24, of Eugene, Oregon,

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OkayZoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beaverton is basically Portland, but Oceanside? Holy crap

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Dimocrat_Lies 1 point ago +1 / -0

They go to where they won’t be punished.

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Thefirstgay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not a single job between them.

Nobody wants to work anymore, they all want handouts.

Handouts have no value.

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thisisatestof2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Every time antifa has a protest they leave the place looking like Mogadishu with everything destroyed and Covered in graffiti.

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KAGMAGIC2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Country of law and order... Still

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KwisatzTrumperach 8 points ago +8 / -0

Last night they called themselves an "army" and proclaimed that they are all no longer "protestors". So at what point does the Insurrection Act kick in????

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ArizonaSnake 6 points ago +6 / -0

Their poor mothers will finally get that chance to clean up the chicken tendies and piss bottles off of their basement floors.

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iamjohnwick 6 points ago +8 / -2

Now let’s see if they stay in jail, and if the charges stick....

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CisSiberianOrchestra 20 points ago +20 / -0

The Feds generally don't file charges unless they have a near-airtight case. They have an over 99% conviction rate. Also, there's no parole in the federal prison system.

There are reasons why people are scared of federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

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victory2024 3 points ago +4 / -1

That's historically true, but with leftist "political" crimes, and a Portland regional jury pool, I wouldn't be so confident in the feds actually getting a conviction here. Also I'm not familiar with the federal district judges in that region, but it's possible that even if convicted, the judge will give them a slap on the wrist.

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Mexicola1976 1 point ago +1 / -0

Taking it to trial in the fed system is a death wish. The Feds have more resources than whoever anti-fa/Soros can hire to represent these dipshits.

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meals23 8 points ago +8 / -0

something is definitely going to stick to them in jail

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iamjohnwick 3 points ago +3 / -0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Cens0ryDeprivation 2 points ago +2 / -0

cant rape the willing

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ChadManspread 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've been released pending trial. They don't seem like flight risks, but they are facing federal trials.

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Johnkimble111 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks for the sticky.

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George 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about an investigation on the organizers of antifa and blm

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dudebro 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's always skinny white dudes who almost definitely came from privileged homes.

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Chopblock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top Row (from left to right):

Sloop-jaw, White Knight Squire, High-Pitch, Pluckleberry Finn

Bottom Row:

You’re-not-my-Daddy’, The Change Gang, Mr. Wha?, and Buffalo Chips

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch yer cornhole bud

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Flptplt 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wish this wasn't just a token effort.

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DaLaohu 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're arrested and going to prison. What's token about that?

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Phillysmackdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

If its a federal charge they should have held them pending trial.

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some federal judge from somewhere—perhaps even Hawaii—will let them walk.

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Thehumancentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

DOMESTIC TERRORISM

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love that its the feds nailing them, not the liberal cuck states that would let them off with a slap on the wrist.

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StumpSmasher2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. Now we just need to make sure that all the cases don't end up being "coincidentally" sent to the same complicit leftist judge and prosecutor.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worst part is that these guys are definitely not scared of buttseks. For them 10 years in federal prison is like a vacation with an all you can eat cock buffet.

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Joshua2415 3 points ago +3 / -0

While this is awesome 👌

ITS NOT ENOUGH.

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Ender100 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of those guys is Indian? Fucking disgrace. I’m ashamed to share my ethnicity with that trash. Send him back.

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CA-Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

All seven defendants made their first appearances in federal court on July 6, 2020 and were released pending trial. - WHY NOT JAIL THEM?

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prosecuting low level thugs doesnt mean shit. They are useful idiots that are a dime a dozen. The money and media backing Antifa and BLM need to be perp walked or droned. Terrorists at home deserve the same military response we have to terrorists abroad.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile I heard from a rancher last month the USDA inspector for beef was booked till December. One person to serve a 1/4 of the state. But they have machine guns?? Maybe do your job and inspect beef you wannabe G.I Joes.

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SDhiker 2 points ago +2 / -0

All released pending trial.... Guess we'll see

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MarcusAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really wish that they were coming down on them like a load of bricks. But each and everyone one of these people are out on the streets today.

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Pederrr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Across state lines? That's felonious, right?

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raybands 2 points ago +2 / -0

and the FEDs released them... GG government.

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Dreadnot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time for them to get in touch with their feminine side and fight that toxic masculinity.

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venserbringssexyback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone of them looks dead inside. Leftism is a disease that rots from the inside out.

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Malienydd1 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they released them..... the very end of the article.... they released them. Do you really think they are going to meekly return for their court date?

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many were public school teachers?

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pryos1 2 points ago +2 / -0

the mug shots are great, no more smiling because they know it's not catch and release anymore.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lock them up. Who do they think they are, Hillary Clinton!! Hahah fucking lock her up as well!!

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NonyaDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

All seven defendants made their first appearances in federal court on July 6, 2020 and were released pending trial.

released pending trial

That's bullshit and sends the wrong signal.
All of them should have been held on $1 million bail until the respective dates of their trials.

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