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posted ago by TwoCurvedHollowFangs ago by TwoCurvedHollowFangs +143 / -0

Because he’s scared to. Seriously. He would shit his pants. All that has-been knows how to do is smoke weed and complain about being rich.

So sick of these little bitches. Suge Knight made Snoop his bitch and Snoop never stopped being one.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Herschel Walker, Dan Bongino, and Terry Crews have several things in common:

1.) They're all around the same age. 2.) They are JACKED. 3.) They could beat Sniff Dope's fairy little ass.

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Banick088 7 points ago +7 / -0

What I wouldn't give to have Snoop Dog in a ring with me, fucking pussies. Always hide behind gangs and attack individuals.

1v1 they are all pussies

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone posted a while back that Martha Stewart is scarier than Snoop because she could carve you out with a melon baller. Snoop has drug addict arms and a slow brain.

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FitOfficial 6 points ago +6 / -0

Herschel Walker would put him on the ground, make him recite the Pledge of Allegiance, and there wouldn't be a damn thing Snoop could do about it.

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ElConquistador 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is they will phist phuck his face for $1000 fren.

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nanowerx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Snoop is so gangster that he is the host of a cable game show where he acts whiter than Bob Barker.

Eazy-E warned us about these 'studio gangsters', but we didn't listen 😔

Don't you love all the gatekeepers in the entertainment industry always trying to dictate how black people think?!

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irspow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cause the skinny ass doper would get destroyed by those men.

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure either one of the Hodge twins would destroy him in a fight.

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Aeronomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rap sucks and Snoop is an ignorant dumbass.