3569 posted 282 days ago by cellardoor 282 days ago by cellardoor +3569 / -0 250 comments share 250 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (250) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 42 ▼ – LugNuts 42 points 282 days ago +46 / -4 I usually put the remote in my butt crack before I leave. permalink save report block reply ▲ 54 ▼ – Trump2024 54 points 282 days ago +54 / -0 Damn, son! How many remotes y'all got up in there now? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – LugNuts 31 points 281 days ago +31 / -0 I take them out when I arrive at the next one, mix 'em up. Net yield = 1.0 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – Tokyo20DrinkingGame 14 points 281 days ago +14 / -0 Damnit, so that's how I got pinkeye. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Three_honks 6 points 281 days ago +6 / -0 Or redanus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – alfredbester 10 points 281 days ago +10 / -0 Math checks out. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – MyMagaRedHaT 9 points 281 days ago +11 / -2 That is why I wipe the remote with sanitized wipes permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – ImWithHearse 10 points 281 days ago +10 / -0 Do the ‘roids automatically put the CNN on? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 281 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Honkey_McCracker 3 points 281 days ago +3 / -0 I thought I was the only one. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – mamakin 2 points 281 days ago +2 / -0 🤣🤣🤣 permalink parent save report block reply
I usually put the remote in my butt crack before I leave.
Damn, son! How many remotes y'all got up in there now?
I take them out when I arrive at the next one, mix 'em up. Net yield = 1.0
Damnit, so that's how I got pinkeye.
Or redanus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Math checks out.
That is why I wipe the remote with sanitized wipes
Do the ‘roids automatically put the CNN on?
I thought I was the only one.
🤣🤣🤣