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MustBeTrump 126 points ago +126 / -0

I hope he's discussing how delighted he is to have Mexico fund the border wall.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 106 points ago +107 / -1

President Mexico Mexico shows more respect to GEOTUS than the Democrats do.

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LurkNoMore 37 points ago +37 / -0

Is this how memes are born?

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 38 points ago +38 / -0

No this is how history is made.

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Mr-J 16 points ago +16 / -0

hes probably saying like "we are gonna take 50% of chinas factories and move them over to mexico if you deal with illegals"

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CraniometricSunray 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is the answer.

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LaymanLeathers 65 points ago +65 / -0

Honestly once the wall is up and these trade deals start taking effect, hopefully mexico will be made great again and we can coexist as nations together without border issues.

We need to deal with canadaistanfrica too. Thanks mr blackface Trudeau. Open borders are not the answer

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DefaultFreedom 15 points ago +15 / -0

Exactly. The rising tide raises all boats. Not handouts.

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OKitsJustaTypo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reading over Mexican history, they've ALWAYS had corrupt governments, never decent honest moral leadership. So despite great potential and available natural resources, they've never been able to thrive and succeed the way their northern neighbors benefit from the Founders' ideas set forth in independence, liberty etc.

The real crock about cruel oppressive racism against Mexicans (often fomented by blue-eyed white limousine-leftist Latinos like Jorge Ramos) is that the elites who rule Mexico are the descendants of the Spanish conquistadors.

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NancyPeloci 33 points ago +33 / -0

A great Mexico is the #1 solution to our illegal alien problem.

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Mr-J 7 points ago +7 / -0

cant have that, where will dem get votes... Being decent and appealing to normal americans? NOOOOO!

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MakeAmericaGreat9 15 points ago +15 / -0

Gotta get rid of the cartels first.

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Mudbone 2 points ago +4 / -2

Legalize marijuana.

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Fullarr 26 points ago +26 / -0

They are agreeing on the dimensions.

"Now when you said 'one foot higher' how tall is that?"

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MrSir 20 points ago +20 / -0

¿Is that with a shoe or bare foot?

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Shitposter69 14 points ago +14 / -0

How many ladders high?

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CraniometricSunray 5 points ago +5 / -0

Converts to metric system

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Gwoz8881 16 points ago +16 / -0

I thought CHAZ ended up paying for the wall?

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nmipede 54 points ago +55 / -1

It's the same way I sit. Some men have "difficulty" if forced to sit with their legs too close together for long periods of time. Fact.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 17 points ago +18 / -1

Can confirm

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SlipperyButtersticks 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's a roger Roger

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OldHickorysFlintlock 8 points ago +8 / -0

“What??”

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ItGoWooWoo 8 points ago +9 / -1

What's our vector, Victor?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aww, I was hoping for: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's-- Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-- Baseball Umpire: Two balls. What is that. It looks just like an enormous-- Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

This!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 24 points ago +24 / -0

Men generally do, and it’s because of anatomy (reeee science): male pelvises are narrower and angle the femur more outward, while women’s are more adjusted for birthing (oversized compared to how long it takes them to be useful) infants, so their legs are anchored further apart and angle inward

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KiltedTailor 9 points ago +10 / -1

A fun furniture fact needs to be added here; Look up corner chairs; these are chairs with one corner centered, the arms and back to the side. A man sits with one leg on each side of the 'front corner' It is a MANS CHAIR, and its the most comfortable chair I own. I am writing this, sitting in just this sort of chair. Look around, they are still made. If you find one, buy and try it; you will LOVE it!

P.S. these are sometimes called sword chairs, for the wrong reason

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SwampMonsterJesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those look damn comfortable.

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KiltedTailor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ahh! A 'convert' to good furniture!! Yes, these ARE damn comfortable. Mine was made a bit more than 100 years ago. The back and arms of the chair are like the inside of a barrel, of course. The back of my chair has a padded leather strip for your back. The seat is leather as well, and both parts are filled with Excelsior. And it is so comfortable on your 'man parts'; nothing is jammed together when you sit. Its great in a pair of pants; its pure heaven in a kilt. You can sit in it all day and be comfortable. I've done just that, on a long winter day in Maine, while I was typing out a short story.

Thank you for the reply

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SwampMonsterJesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love me some good interior design, especially when it's functional. I might have to purchase one when I move out of my current place.

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KiltedTailor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thank you-- please do consider the purchase after your move

and I agree functional interior design is the Key element in interior decorating. That is why my 1888 house is going BACK in design and function to 1888.

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Verrerogo 5 points ago +5 / -0

A woman's pelvis is wide for carrying not just birthing. It is like a bowl for fruit. A man's pelvis is vertical like a soup can. But yes our president sits just fine. Very presidential.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's because we have balls and no dude likes having their balls squished.

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gamexa 15 points ago +15 / -0

And the ones that do are all Reddit moderators.

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Friendly_B 9 points ago +9 / -0

In addition to testicles in the way which may create discomfort, there is also a more prominent factor leading to men sitting this way. Our hips are built to do this. Females have hips which allow their legs to naturally and comfortably close and fold over each other.

While it's not impossible for men to repeat some of these poses, men's hips tend to pressure the legs outward when leaning forward like this.

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Ophelia 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big ballz

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Mister_Wonderful 9 points ago +9 / -0

OMAHGEEEEERD DRUMPH IS MANSPREADING REEEEEEEE!!!!

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Magister_Caeli 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is such a Chad, man don't give a fuck

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TheMutualist 33 points ago +33 / -0

Are those WHITE SUPREMACISTS on the WALLS?

Proof Trump is RaCisT!

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Gwoz8881 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow! Racist! Reee!

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zoober_floober 6 points ago +6 / -0

First thing I noticed.

I am SO grateful to have had my eyes opened by the God of Wokeness

How soon will there be laws covering equal representation for natural hair color, that's what I want to know. Eye color, too!

How you behave and what you accomplish mean NOTHING compared to truly important stuff like that.

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magnokor 29 points ago +29 / -0

Moron Trudeau refused an invitation to be at that meeting.

Obviously Soros, UN, China, India, Somalia and his boyfriend and his wife's boyfriend didn't allow him/her to go.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 11 points ago +11 / -0

Didn’t Castreau’s wife leave him and file for divorce a couple months back and took the kids? In the middle of a “pandemic”. Damn, things must be bad at home living with that self serving soylette.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he’s a cuck and she got the Covid-9” from Idris Elba if you know what I mean (I mean nine inches of dong)

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

If she was screwing Idris Elba, Justin must be very proud. Diversity in cuckoldry is taking SJW to a whole new level of wokeness.

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Gwoz8881 24 points ago +24 / -0

Viva Mexico

Long live America

Uhh, Canada?

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Mister_Wonderful 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is America's hat.

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Gwoz8881 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hats are racists, right? I can’t keep track anymore

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guitarmastershredder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hats were racist last week this week it’s Kanye West, anything Kanye is white supremacy

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 19 points ago +20 / -1

No masks. Yet my local government wants me to be a bootlicker and wear one because some unelected Dr. Karen is using our bitch-ass of a sheriff to enforce her unlawful edict with criminal penalty. I wish President Trump would issue an XO that said citizens have the right to decide whether they want to wear a mask and are not subject to criminal penalty.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fully understand it’s not the POTUS’s responsibility to oversee local edicts, but when you have individual cities and states violating Constitutional Law on a broad basis, the issue becomes an important federal question. A single unifying and decisive message from the White House would give both sides a win, the White House supports the rights of the individual to wear a mask or not wear a mask and you’re not subject to criminal penalty.

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NADSAQ 3 points ago +3 / -0

honestly I agree with the spirit of your post but that sounds like the job of judicial

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven’t heard of a state court yet issuing an injunction against a mask order nationwide. If there is a power vacuum in the branches, then one branch has to step up and take control. The sheriff enforcing the order has effectively rendered the Judicial Branch moot unless you have a judge willing to go against the hysteria.

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CraniometricSunray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sue them

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BTFO 14 points ago +14 / -0

ALPHA

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MicTheIrishRogue 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love that he has a model of the new Air Force 1 sitting on the table. The plane project the power of the office.

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KuhlooKuhlay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nieto: Senor Emperario de Dios Trump, you were indeed correct. Trump Towers does make the best taco bowls. After all, I am the Mexican President of Mexico... so I know taco bowls.

Trump: Thank you, Mexico. Very cool.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t stop laughing at this for some reason.

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +6 / -0

haters will say it never happened but the transcripts show it was a perfect meeting, an absolutely beautiful meeting.

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, taco bowls are delicious.

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MugaUSA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Zero social distancing. Baller.

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Eowyn_Rohan 9 points ago +9 / -0

What? No masks? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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MrsSilenceDogood 8 points ago +8 / -0

Extremely powerful people surrounding the most powerful man in the galaxy. No masks.

END THE FUCKING MASK CHARADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tendie_Diagnostician 5 points ago +5 / -0

Am I the only one who thinks that Trump probably has a recliner in some White House room that he tweets from? Like if that room looks comfortable, there HAS to be some kind of presidential break room.

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liberty4alll 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s called presidential toilet seat.

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every human being on this earth has one responsibility above all else: make poop! Once you master this as a child, the world is open to you!

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MAGAlorianBoogaloo 5 points ago +6 / -1

r/cozyplaces

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Gwoz8881 10 points ago +10 / -0

cozyplaces.win

Get it right, pede 😘

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ladypede_killer 8 points ago +8 / -0

this aint reddit anymore

WOOOOOO

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GitmObama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumpspreading!! Reeeeeee

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zomebieclownfish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta make room for those giant balls of freedom.

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OkieRedPiller 4 points ago +4 / -0

And like a boss, Washington looks over them on the mantle wall.

If you look close those statues on the mantle almost look like Trump Superheroes! Maybe he has a line of them made up and sitting in a warehouse and hasn’t released to public yet. Will sell out fast if so.

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ErinCinderella 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why is no one wearing a mask? shocked!

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

MANSPREADING! REEEEEEEE

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Duugenheim 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at that Alpha man spread

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Jarhead1812 3 points ago +3 / -0

Someone must have photoshopped in the bust of MLK Jr.

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LandOfLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never heard AMLO speak until now. He really does sound like he ate Linda Hunt.

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bellamy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the plane. If I was in that meeting I would totally mention the plane, how I like it.

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LostViking1985 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, xmas with the Trumps in the white house, could it be any more fairytale?

"You've been a good pede this year, have an extra scoop."

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pray_for_kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

STANSE

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IvIA6A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tremendous

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LugNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Olive Oil taking notes?

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Mr-J 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine all the troops we keeping in the middleast just going to mexico to delete the cartel instead, I always found that strange how the cartel isn't considered a bigger threat than some random sand people thousands of miles away

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