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dindunufin2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Why are the so shocked when somebody fights back? Are they not aware that they are ATTACKING someone?

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TraeSnoozy 4 points ago +4 / -0

At some point they gotta realize that fighting a car is moronic.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not getting out of a 5000# car to fight a 500 pound dumbass. I mean, seriously.

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TrumpSteak 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is that BLM or just BMI?

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NoStumpoElTrumpo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Under-rated

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Drgreygoose02 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not GNC.🧐

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Drgreygoose02 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we barter? It's the future....... You can keep the updoot, an I will trade you a cord of wood for a ton of salt (cheap for the wood I just gave you), and 300,000,000 coats to offset the retards.

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MidwestNorsk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gone to BLM Heaven 😂

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Dereliction 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how virgins for Muslim terrorists are made.

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Winner2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw that getaway maneuver described in another post. Glad to see it in action! Looks like it works well.

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27Sandino 7 points ago +7 / -0

No sympathy, enjoy your concussion.

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driveshack 6 points ago +6 / -0

A bunch of idiots are trying to attack a guy in a car and they are surprised for some reason when they get hit when the guy tries to drive away.

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d4klutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

They deserved it.

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Lamech_Slade 4 points ago +4 / -0

He doesn't get to Walmart much does he... They're always that large.

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Vanguard771 4 points ago +4 / -0

An here we have a case study for the advice a pede gave here about rotating your tires and reversing quickly.

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Cali_Republican 4 points ago +4 / -0

And here's your sign...

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YUUUUGETURDS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Notice how they all said oh shit like he was doing something good and then the car fucks them up and they all act appalled.

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SuckMyDickSpez 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 9 small, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s, a number 7, and one large soda."

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GitmObama 3 points ago +3 / -0

Systemic fat shaming!!

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Badwubs 3 points ago +3 / -0

That neck slide tho

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seventysixdon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good news is that asphalt looks like it shaved a couple pounds off of him.

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Rabid_Grizzly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahahaha Good to know the tactic described in a post works well for getting people off your car. Put it in Reverse and cut your wheel all the way to Right if they are on the driver side and Left if they are on the passenger side.

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Aisle-is-closed 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one is going to talk about the femur sticking out of that dude’s leg? Holy shit.