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Masked people can not pet my dog. CHOOSE GREATNESS
posted ago by badorangeman ago by badorangeman +4255 / -0

It usually goes like this between Mask Wearer and I:

MW: Can I pet your dog.

I: Sorry sick people can't pet my dog.

MW: I'm not sick.

I: Then why are you wearing a mask.

MW: To stop the spread.

I: ...........

Bonus when there is a group of people and I let the non-masker pet my dog.

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– LieToMe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no.the big fat liars WERE saying that it could be spread to humans by their pets and vice versa. Makes you wonder then why we haven’t had 129,000 COVID poodle casualties doesn’t it.

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