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Masked people can not pet my dog. CHOOSE GREATNESS
posted ago by badorangeman ago by badorangeman +4255 / -0

It usually goes like this between Mask Wearer and I:

MW: Can I pet your dog.

I: Sorry sick people can't pet my dog.

MW: I'm not sick.

I: Then why are you wearing a mask.

MW: To stop the spread.

I: ...........

Bonus when there is a group of people and I let the non-masker pet my dog.

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– TheThreeSeashells 51 points ago +52 / -1

OK Andrew Cuomo...nobody asked you to come in here and brag about what you did.

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– Spaceforcedropout 59 points ago +59 / -0

What if you get in a wreck and kill someone the next time you drive? Better never get in a car again just to be safe.

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– Sam0Mclone -1 points ago +1 / -2

We have laws that promotes the use of protective equipment for drivers and passengers though right?

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