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sustainable_saltmine 133 points ago +133 / -0

lol always wanting to cancel student loan debt.

"Government prepared food packages"? so...breadlines?

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Ram2013 103 points ago +103 / -0

I can’t wait to go to a food Distribution center that’s run like a DMV, should be a pleasant experience.

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alfredbester 55 points ago +55 / -0

"mmm, government pizza" - No one. Ever.

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ohwell316 22 points ago +22 / -0

Had a guy that used to give us government cheese. It was good.

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Throwaway_Test 17 points ago +17 / -0

Will there also be a government program to distribute laxatives?

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footinmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

No it wasn't, it was like a mix between those terrible cheese slices and Velveeta. Leave it in the sun and you had a soup.

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ohwell316 3 points ago +3 / -0

The stuff in the white box? I liked it.

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catvideos3 18 points ago +18 / -0

More like just plug them into the Matrix.

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Fabius 18 points ago +18 / -0

These people want to be slaves. They were probably happier then.

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the-new-style 16 points ago +17 / -1

Remember in March when empty shelves from panic buying was a sign of the failure of capitalism.

Yet a couple of months later, fully stocked shelves during a economic shutdown are not a demonstration of success.