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Hunterscrackbaby 80 points ago +80 / -0

Fucking based Brazilian.

Remember when the press was freaking out over Trump being around him after a Brazilian aide tested positive?

This timeline. Can't wait till he fully recovers

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Phil_Selway 45 points ago +45 / -0

A knife stab to the stomach from a Socialist Party member didn't kill him. The chinese virus has no chance.

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Shitlordstarklefevre 22 points ago +22 / -0

What! Was this before he was president?

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Phil_Selway 30 points ago +30 / -0

During the presidential campaign. He almost died.

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TheSwiftPepe 26 points ago +26 / -0

During his election campaign. Communists are nuts

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Savage2000 20 points ago +20 / -0

Brazil is pretty nuts honestly. It's another one of those countries where beheadings and dismemberment take place.

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Phil_Selway 17 points ago +17 / -0

Generally done by drug dealers. Where I come from it isn't common, but it happens.

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the_sky_is_falling 11 points ago +12 / -1

The US is going to be another Brazil in about 10-15 years unless Trump wins.

Even if he does win, the US is still on it's way to become another Brazil

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Skippy_theSwampBeast 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hence the wall.

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the_sky_is_falling 1 point ago +1 / -0

The wall is 20 years too late

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z89101 [S] 39 points ago +39 / -0

Meanwhile, Fauci, skarf, WHO, UN, DNC-CCP fuktards collectively rear up and scream at the sky!

RRReeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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wakinc 26 points ago +26 / -0

Bolsonaro os a brazilian times better than sleepy Joe. Get it? Cause he's Brazilian... don't get up Ill see myself out...

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JMaN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hahaha I have never heard that before! Rodney Dangerfield? Is that you?

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d_bokk 24 points ago +24 / -0

hahahaha, I love this guy

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rentfREEEE_since2016 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd like to congratulate President @realDonaldTrump and the people of the USA on the 244th anniversary of their independence. As the leaders of the two largest Western democracies, we work to advance the ideals of freedom, democracy and human dignity that this day represents.

I also want to greet my friend @realDonaldTrump for the courageous speech he delivered yesterday. Those were the words of a great statesman. May the legacy and the values ​​of the Founders of this great nation endure and be kept from the evil intentions of radicals.

This guy is a better American patriot than 70% of congress.

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ManyDirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also the same liberals who were flipping out over the Sahara and recently should know... That dust is critical to the beloved rainforest.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 1 point ago +1 / -0

They just believe what they’re told

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TheSHazDroid 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good to hear he is doing well.

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PewPew_ThaDuK 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol I love this guy

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codesherpa 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like this Brazilian.

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jubyeonin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump, Farage, and Bolsonaro are freaking badass. I like Bolsonaro a lot. He is fighting off a socialist invasion and getting his people ready to defend themselves.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fucking legend!!!!!! He called the doctor and asked for his $20 approach just like GEOTUS did!!!!!!!

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OnlyWinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta love this guy. He does it with style and most important he exists to dunk on cucks.

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Senaleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

haha I love this guy

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PocketPosse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Badass word class trolling. ABC seemed pretty happy he had it.