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AlphaQup 85 points ago +85 / -0

From the article, it doesn't sound like a neighbor. The asshole drove his Korean car to the scene of the crime to trash a man who supports America.

He did this around 5am. Think about the level of hate he had in him. There are mornings where I have to pee at 5am and will just force myself back to sleep, rather than walk 10 feet to the toilet.

This fucker hated america so much, he rolled out of bed before 5am, gathered his trash and grapes (why didn't he eat them?), got in his Kia and drove there.

Think what he could accomplish if only he loved America.

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Sporadica 26 points ago +26 / -0

There are mornings where I have to pee at 5am and will just force myself back to sleep, rather than walk 10 feet to the toilet.

I wish I had your strength

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TehAgent 8 points ago +8 / -0

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

This, I get back to sleep no problem but I know a tiny pressure in my bladder alerts my half awake brain "you need to dispense this otherwise the pressure WILL wake you up fully.

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The_Chad_612 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pro tip, don't turn the lights on, and keep your eyes closed as much as possible. I'm a man and I fully admit to sitting down to pee when I'm half asleep.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never works for me. Especially during an election year. :)

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rangers24 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can barely get my ass up at 4:50 for work everyday, and I get paid to do that. This guy must be filled with hatred for America and his fellow Americans

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RespectMyNipples5 5 points ago +7 / -2

He wouldn't be gay if he loved America.

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FuckRedditWithADildo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm gay as fuck and I LOVE America!!

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LadyOfLorien 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's gay and there's gay, you know?

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FuckRedditWithADildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely, I'm not the force it down your throat kinda gay...

Just wanna live my life, enjoy my 2A, and escape the mentally disturbed alt left

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was happening at 4-5 a.m. for us. The perps wore shoes and boots like police and fire wear. Trail cams work wonders, it is what finally broke the case for us. First responders have gangs too.

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nickybops 0 points ago +3 / -3

My guy i keep a water bottle by my bed thats empty and if i need to piss in the middle of the night I just direct the nozzle into the bottle an am back to sleep without even getting out of bed in 1 minute. Dispose as necessary when you get up.

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RighteousViolence1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Eww.

On my first deployment I lived with a guy who was too lazy to walk outside to use the pisser. When he got caught pissing in bottles, we found ~60 piss filled bottles under his bed. We worked opposite shifts so we were never there at the same time. It was gross.

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