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Sporadica 26 points ago +26 / -0

There are mornings where I have to pee at 5am and will just force myself back to sleep, rather than walk 10 feet to the toilet.

I wish I had your strength

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TehAgent 8 points ago +8 / -0

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

This, I get back to sleep no problem but I know a tiny pressure in my bladder alerts my half awake brain "you need to dispense this otherwise the pressure WILL wake you up fully.

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The_Chad_612 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pro tip, don't turn the lights on, and keep your eyes closed as much as possible. I'm a man and I fully admit to sitting down to pee when I'm half asleep.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never works for me. Especially during an election year. :)

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