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RedFoxOnFire 58 points ago +58 / -0

She's going to get the covid.

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MegoThor 16 points ago +16 / -0

DING DING DING

We have a winner, folks!

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most likely this. They can't use the "she hung herself" excuse because that's too similar to Epstein. So they'll go with COVID.

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uberswank99 7 points ago +7 / -0

I dunno, it seems to me they would do it exactly the same way as Epstein, down to every last detail, because they love flaunting their untoucableness to the proles.

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Grady_Wilson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my guess as well.

She will become gravely ill in the next few weeks and will be transferred to an ICU and then die.

And Pravda will act sad and say it was an unfortunate turn of events for those hoping to hear who frequently palled around with Epstein.

BTW - How's it going, Fred?

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ExBrooklyn 16 points ago +16 / -0

How about "the old c-4 in the vibrating dildo" trick?

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Polks_Corps 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn

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RespectMyNipples5 4 points ago +4 / -0

🍆🕳️📳💥

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Won’t get a proper seal in that worn out canyon.

It’ll act like a fishy blunderbuss...

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zekin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Too much pressure on her suiciding.

They'll swap her out with a body double then murder the real one who knows too much, but have the fake one give false testimony.

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bigoof88 1 point ago +1 / -0

had to click refresh content 5 times before twitter would allow me to see the page..

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

James Woods is a goddamn treasure.

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Kiras 1 point ago +1 / -0

No bladed surprise?

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eviantears 1 point ago +1 / -0

She’ll fake suicide, get scuttled away by the bastards in court system eligible for blackmail, and take a submarine to the Epstein archipelago of pedophile caverns to meet w Tom Hanks & Ellen DeGenerate

That adrenochrome doesn’t milk itself!

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CommieCrats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Respirator to pop her lungs covid

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