Y'all ever hear the story of Trump? 50 feet tall, shoots lasers from his eyes. 'Said he could make half the country cry with a Tweet. They say he's still up in these very hills, and if you listen real quiet on a still summer night you can still hear the rallies
I now speak to all the Subjects of Washington through the power of my Twitter account. The masses have been redpilled, and all of the Conservatives within this nation have begun to walk.
My goal is to protect the people of America, who supported me and elected me. But the world desires the destruction of the people of America. Over countless years, their hatred has grown beyond this nation. They will surely not stop until they have killed every last one of the Subjects of Washington.
I reject their desire.
The Conservatives of America will vote out all of the corrupt Democratic officials, until all the Liberals have been eliminated from this world.
Assistant TO THE manager at Jamba Juice.
Hahahahah Jamba juice!!!!
"Your complaints have no power here."
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Honestly, I would read an article with this headline long before I would read anything published by MSDNC or FakeNews CNN.
Okay, anyone know where we can get some powerful lasers and a vial of mutagen? Maybe Splinter or April have some connections we can use?
Ultra-Trump!
I'm just picturing an EVA cloned from hillary and Soros yelling at Biden "GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT JOE"
(Joe babbles incoherently and wanders in circles as he stares at his shoes)
I remember in 2004 hearing the same thing about W. That is the Libs go to argument to scare people.
The. Left. Always. Projects.
I remember it every election cycle as far back as 2000. The media wants to report on chaos, not peace.
I've seen this one! Trumpasaurus Rex!
FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN THAT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
Stahp! I can only get so excited!
I pray every night for the latter.
I'd watch that on SiFi.
Only if they get the entire cast of star trek voyager.
I fully support this.
...and becomes immortal. America is at last safe for future generations.
Y'all ever hear the story of Trump? 50 feet tall, shoots lasers from his eyes. 'Said he could make half the country cry with a Tweet. They say he's still up in these very hills, and if you listen real quiet on a still summer night you can still hear the rallies
Opponents beware
Opponents beware
He's coming. He's coming!
THIS IS A VERY REAL AND TRUE DANGER WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH RIGHT NOW by giving us all your money
-- BLM
Sounds like a great start to an Anime
Looking forward to this.
Here me, Subjects of Washington:
I am President Donald Trump.
I now speak to all the Subjects of Washington through the power of my Twitter account. The masses have been redpilled, and all of the Conservatives within this nation have begun to walk.
My goal is to protect the people of America, who supported me and elected me. But the world desires the destruction of the people of America. Over countless years, their hatred has grown beyond this nation. They will surely not stop until they have killed every last one of the Subjects of Washington.
I reject their desire.
The Conservatives of America will vote out all of the corrupt Democratic officials, until all the Liberals have been eliminated from this world.
The truth is that this is exactly what we all want. Emperor MechaTrump.
Trumps with frickin' lasers!
Attack On Trump
GEOTUS: "Omae wa mao shindeiru!" The Left: "NANI?"
Is this in response to a real op-ed penned by a Jamba Juice manager?
Mothra be all like "oh @%&$"
That rotoscope effect looks spot on for late 60's kek.
Related.
https://youtu.be/T4G3CkWo-Qc
We can only hope for the best. We’re going to need a lot of silk for his new giant tie
If only.
This is better fanfiction than Russian Collusion Hoax.
FAKE NEWS
The internet tells me the white house is 70 feet tall. That makes Trump at least 100.
I would risk part of it for all of it.
I wish this would happen!!!!!
At this point I would believe this is a real article somewhere.
Strudelfudd is twitter personified.
Assistant Manager at Jamba Juice.
Officially qualified to run a major cable news network.
He is actually the assistant to the regional manager but his real passion is his Beet farm
If our representatives ever decide to come back to work a panel to investigate this possibility should be priority number one!
Strudelfudd...LOL!
I, for one, would be pleased with this result. Lasers are cool.
50 ft tall laser eye Trump is my favorite Trump.
Fucking kek!