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IncredibleMrE1 58 points ago +60 / -2

OMG. I was just attacked at 3 am by a white guy in sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt. He was carrying a tiki torch and screaming that this is Hula Country. I am like so scared right now. Please send help.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 20 points ago +21 / -1

Are you literally shaking right now?

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IncredibleMrE1 7 points ago +8 / -1

Literally shaking like so hard right now. The worst part about it is that my vegan tofu fell on the ground and was ruined.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate to see it! I stand in solidarity with your tofu tendies commrade!

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Txponi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tofu lives matter.

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Shitposter69 9 points ago +10 / -1

Did you at least get subway?

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cucks_on_parade 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was only -15 out, too hot

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Subway persists the white male supremacist patriarchy by encouraging people to eat meat. Subway is literally Hitler.

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IcculusBased9 4 points ago +5 / -1

Thats a meme waiting to happen

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IcculusBased9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they throw pineapple juice at you?

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

MY EYES