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JustHereForTheSalmon 24 points ago +24 / -0

They gave the questions in advance to Hilary, they'll give the questions in advance to the Biden team so his writing staff will be able to train the monkey to recite everything exactly.

Trump's improv will completely shatter the mask, though, but expect some stupid canned hot-takes along the lines of "I know what you are but what am I?"

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Hunterscrackbaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but Cornpop will never hurt me"

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ZacPetkanas 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but Cornpop.... you know.... the thing."

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Mrwrn2010 7 points ago +7 / -0

Listen, fat.

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fat50 5 points ago +5 / -0

What?

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lunchbox can't remember where he is, he sure as shit isn't going to remember recently rehearsed lines.