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notatallimsure 292 points ago +295 / -3

Wife material.

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FutureMan 56 points ago +57 / -1

And yet men are shamed when they can't find a good woman.

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raybiker73 44 points ago +44 / -0

This should be engraved on a gold plate and given to every young man on his 18th birthday.

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Brulee 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like branded on their left buttcheek in reverse on their 16th birthday.

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RabidZoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Even dating the wrong one. I dated a headcase once. Found out a little too late. Everything turned out fine on my end but unholy shit were those some tumultuous times.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Certainly won't make that mistake twice...that's for damn sure!

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GodsHonestTruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bingo!

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FutureMan -15 points ago +4 / -19

I know. Which is why I have never gotten married, and have the snip.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 22 points ago +22 / -0

Erases any chance of creating new generations....Username does not check out.

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FreeBased1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Touché

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm FutureMan for myself. I don't owe anyone a fucking thing. Having kids is just giving the assholes more slaves to boss around, and put your testicles in a vice.

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FutureMan -6 points ago +2 / -8

I'm only half white, so you're good.

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SAW2TH 6 points ago +6 / -0

Coward.

He who dares wins.

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FutureMan 2 points ago +5 / -3

Good. I'm glad you're happy. I am fine with all this money I managed to accumulate, and planning my move to the tropical location I've been investing in for the past decade :)

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you are on your death bed, alone with no one that cares that you are dying, you might feel differently. I will be surrounded by my 8 kids and untold number of grandkids.

But I am sure you tropical money will give you some solace as you fade away...

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RespectMyNipples5 0 points ago +1 / -1

Then you'll be surprised when you find out how much the rest of the world hated Americans and will gladly "diversify" you and steal everything you got.

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THELEADERSOFMEN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Unless they’re traps.

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cc: Big Mike Obama 🍆

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NvJohansson 70 points ago +72 / -2

Yeah, you can stop zooming in with your phone now.

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KickingPugilist 36 points ago +36 / -0

You caught me :(

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Illinoyed 34 points ago +34 / -0

Enhance

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Licensetomeme 9 points ago +9 / -0

Literally made me laugh out loud.

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GEOTUS_is_HERO 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah the scope on that looks like quality material.

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LionTed 16 points ago +16 / -0

Based gentleman pede

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WinstonSmith1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well played

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trumpORbust 19 points ago +19 / -0

Needs more pixels

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TheDespotofCartoons 9 points ago +9 / -0

What? She has a pretty smile! Why wouldn't I zoom in on that?

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Ben45 13 points ago +14 / -1

Was gonna say, I'd marry her.

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Verrerogo 11 points ago +14 / -3

She is probably 18. She knows her mind. Date a year and marry her.

I am wondering if she should go at all. How happy will she be there. It might be hell on earth for her there.

She would be better off doing distance learning and marrying you.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 25 points ago +25 / -0

I used to worry about my daughter going to college. I got so lucky. She got involved with a Christian youth group and mostly hangs out with them. Tells me she can't stand the sjw types, they are gross. She also gets near hundred percent scores in any non-stem class by being a savage troll. Every paper she writes, she comes at it from the point of an extreme charactature of a commie retard. The professors don't get that it's a troll and give her an A. "Why trimming your toenails is a symbol of patriarchal oppression."

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UpTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Women's beauty standards require nice toenails. Men can do whatever they want. Therefore, muh oppression. A

Your daughter is a genius

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Orange man bad. Honorary PHD

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek!

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Vino 3 points ago +3 / -0

She will make a pede very happy one day!

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

more like 24

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pierettedelecto 1 point ago +1 / -0

yall saying some creepy horseshit abt her marrying every commenter here and just downvote instead of reply? ROFL the fk bruv.

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pierettedelecto 0 points ago +1 / -1

wut

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Verrerogo 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's not insane to marry between 19 and 24. If you are marrying the right person. At 30 you are with someone who you grew with, who will always remember you at your most idealistic, who you don't have to explain yourself to. And you got further in life because you didn't empty your heart and your wallet dating; you could concentrate on other things.

Dating endlessly is expensive and painful. Marrying early spares you that. Obviously, with someone suitable.

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CitizenPlain 99 points ago +99 / -0

No kidding. What is it with the tatoo culture?? Pedes with tats, power to you in your body freedom, but I personally do not like them and they are everywhere these days.

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remember1776 27 points ago +28 / -1

Femtards want equality, so they attain that by acting more like men.

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remember1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

From the same group of women whose Tinder bios read "I only date six-figure men, 6 foot height minimum, 0.1% body fat with a footlong" while being the complete opposite of those requirements.

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell, 6 foot is considered "too short" for all these 4'11" women nowadays. Their saying goes, "under 6-2, I'll never want you; at least 6-3, maybe you're right for me."

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 22 points ago +22 / -0

The female body is art. The male body is composed of used gorilla parts and a beanbag made of elbow skin.

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everylastjuan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello Elaine from Seinfeld

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WinstonSmith1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +9 / -2

I have no problem with the tattooed lady. It's kind of exotic and hot.

In the circus.

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm not really sure. Hooking up with someone that casual about needles seems like a bad idea.

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CROMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree but sometimes a tatted up bitch just gets the juices going some type of way.

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. An inked up chick with a tongue-ring, daddy issues, yet still wants to turn around and call you daddy. Just don't ever reveal your income or you'll see her suddenly go pro-life if she ever happens to get pregnant.

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CROMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. Too spot on.

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CyberSecGuy 32 points ago +32 / -0

Blame the progressive white girls getting the chinese writing thinking it says "Peace and Water" when in reality it probably means "Chicken Shoebox"

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kekNation 8 points ago +8 / -0

“If you would just take the time to open your mind and really think about it you would see how important this message is. It’s bigger than just chickens and it’s bigger than shoeboxes -both of which are very important in China, the continent from where Chinese symbols come from.” -becky’s response when you tell her what her tattoos mean.

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Canuck4Trump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or ...Round-eyed Slut !!

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Madman2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or gutter oil.

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CyberSecGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"What does your chinese tattoo mean in English?" ..."drink more ovaltine"

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Madman2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

A crummy commercial?!.....son of a bitch.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

In my experience, it means "property of sum yun guy"

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CyberSecGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wah tew log Bing bang ow Ho lee fook

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Brownwaterboys 32 points ago +34 / -2

it use to be cool and manly to have tats...now its manly if you dont.

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Skabliggum2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hopefully the five weren't handicapped.

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Brownwaterboys 0 points ago +1 / -1

think of how many more you could of beaten without them tats :D

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Transgirl_4_Trump 11 points ago +12 / -1

I love tattoos. Problem is no one has any class when they get them; it's just cupcakes and shit randomly thrown across the body like stickers.

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KickingPugilist 9 points ago +10 / -1

I have two half sleeves, but they both have significant meaning, one is of a..mythical character I got of one who flew to close to the sun...for my best friend who died of an overdose.

I have friends that look like high school sketch books, just an assortment of "cool" tats, but that's what they want, I won't hold it against them.

I have other friends who have no tats at all, that's just as cool to me, as mine are. I forget what it's like to be in natural state.

That being said, I paid a LOT for mine to ensure I got them from someone very talented. If it's going on, it's gotta be grade A. I love how both came out.

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WinstonSmith1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

To me the point is, they should MEAN something. RIP your friend

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Transgirl_4_Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds really cool looking! I love the art; totally agree that it's got to be 100% perfect if I'm putting it on my skin permanently. I need to know how it will look as I get older, on the beach, at my work, etc and approve of them all before I get inked.

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HockeyMom4Trump 10 points ago +10 / -0

I agree! I have a great son her age. I need to have him DM her

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based on the pupper and the rifle... make sure he calls first:)

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

The comments on her Instagram are horrific

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course she is! Great conservatives always get snapped up!

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Vino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kalergi would be proud. Sad

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UpTrump 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why do I even bother looking this stuff up anymore. Fuck you Wikipedia

The Kalergi Plan, or sometimes called the Coudenhove-Kalergi Conspiracy, is a far-right, anti-semitic, white nationalist conspiracy theory, which states that a plot to mix white Europeans with other races via immigration was constructed by Austrian-Japanese politician Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi and promoted in aristocratic European social circles. The conspiracy theory is most often associated with European groups and parties, but it has also spread to North American politics.

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Vino 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dont go to wikipedia.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 82 points ago +82 / -0

Oh, no wonder the landwhale sjws hate her! She's not only a Trump supporter, she's smoking hot

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ohwell316 10 points ago +10 / -0

Seems like all of our girls are.

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Pres_Trump 58 points ago +59 / -1

GSD's are the best.

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TrumpSteaks2020 18 points ago +18 / -0

My great Danes would like a word... Haha

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Pres_Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biggest dog i have ever seen was a Great Dane Lab mix. Very cool looking dog. Not clumsy and dorky looking like Danes are.

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Jsmitty112 1 point ago +2 / -1

My ex had a Great Dane and that dog put the fear in my eye more than any human could! Lol

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TrumpTrain425 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hilarious really, they're mostly babies!

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PROCIsAsshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah is that your dog Wolverine? Awesome photo!

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WeinerLapTop 4 points ago +4 / -0

How much work does that dog need? Ive had a german short haired pointer and that was maybe more than i want for my next one.

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Wolverine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Quite a bit, they are highly intelligent and require a lot of exercise. I would say if you can splurge for training, and daycare for socialization it would help a lot. Our daycare is an open kennel, so we feel better dropping him off there. They even have webcams you can check in to see all the mutts playing.

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macrolinx 4 points ago +4 / -0

so majestic!

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

My. Rock.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

:)

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kono_hito_wa 2 points ago +3 / -1

You think wrong. It's a German Shepherd. The Malinois lacks a saddle (for starters).

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tonysoprano 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point. Your mom has a well used saddle and she looks more like a Malinois.

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Knowmadicsoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you on this. GSD. Although I have seen some malinois that may look like they have a saddle due to the coloring. However, the saddle is too pronounced on this pup to be a malinois.

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tonysoprano 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know what the hell I'm talking about, pede.

I just wanted to tell the now deleted leftist shill that his mother resembled a Malinois.

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kono_hito_wa 0 points ago +1 / -1
  1. No Malinois have saddles.
  2. I have a Malinois.
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kono_hito_wa 0 points ago +1 / -1

Okay, KenM.

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MachoMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sticking up for my greyhound! The 45 mph couch potato.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 14 points ago +14 / -0

They wouldn't dare cash her ousside.

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GEOTUS_is_HERO 7 points ago +7 / -0

No... that happens when your 70

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keffman77 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm 25 and it happened to me 4 years ago, right around the time I started getting into politics. I don't give a fuck about your feelings, or how you feel about me. Just leave me the fuck alone, and I will do the same for you.

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sixfingerdildo 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lol after 40 with solid job and home and car... Square away your body, your grooming and your personality, you'll be surprised.

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WinstonSmith1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

lookin' at your 40 and feeling sorry for my misspent youth..

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KuzoKevin 36 points ago +36 / -0

Pretty, happy, gun, dog, flag, Trump supporter. That right there is the perfect woman.

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Pixel 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hotties for Trump!

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ODOnRedPill 20 points ago +20 / -0

I hope she doesn't bow to the mob. Sticks to her guns (pun intended) and holds firm.

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Reno 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just a guess, but I’d assume it’s a new rifle she just received.

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northperuvianchile 14 points ago +15 / -1

mmmm that pose is... provocative and probably intimidating to SJW's and soy boys, I love it. She's a gem!

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DankoJones84 14 points ago +14 / -0

When are we getting hottiesfortrump.win?

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WJKovax 14 points ago +14 / -0

😍

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Junkevil 10 points ago +12 / -2

God damn, this picture is hot as fuck. Good flag, good dog, good gun, beautiful girl.

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ICUP 10 points ago +11 / -1

Please don’t go to college. I’d hate to see her with a shaved head and face tattoos in a couple years.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh she's sweet wifey material.

Rare these days.

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sixfingerdildo 8 points ago +9 / -1

Healthy, vibrant, clean. Automatically a baseline of 5, but due to the rarity these days, she starts at 7.

Democrat girls look dirty, unhealthy, road worn and weary. 1000 cock stare, cam whore for money are negatives.

Why won't alpha Chad's marry them???!!!??111!!

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +8 / -1

German dog? Check

German gun? Check

American flag? Check

American babe? Double check.

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The_Peter 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Ruger "American" rifle is is a very good value for a bolt gun and is made in the good ol' US of A.

It's cheap economical and accurate.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did not know that. Thanks!

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Filetsmignon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have that exact gun in 30-06. Love shooting it.

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BIG_TUNA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Best women! Gorgeous

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Spezcuck 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is why we fight.

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PepeTheSailorman 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's her admission in jeopardy for?

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AlphaNathan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Too hot to handle.

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raybiker73 4 points ago +4 / -0

They discovered she is a Trump supporter and the campus SJWs brought out the pitchforks.

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jcgearhart 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boner City. Fuck it! I said it.

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PillarOfWisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why can't my son meet a nice young lady like that?

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Dustin_Turdeau 3 points ago +3 / -0

I feel you. Why can’t my mother’s son (me) meet a nice girl like that? I’m at a point where I can’t be bothered to date because all the girls I meet here in Canuckistan are deranged.

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PillarOfWisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hang tough bud...they're out there.

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BCannon1982 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow! Yeah, I totally get why democrats hate her... Jealousy.

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cook_does 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can tell she’s a girl, it’s visible

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Oathkeepr 4 points ago +4 / -0

I almost forgot what real women looked like.

How refreshing. Good lookin dog too!

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such_is_life 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was? Has the issue been settled?

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MAGANatsFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

School said they are allowing her to attend. But now i worry about her when she gets there.

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raybiker73 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopefully her Ruger American was purchased after a nice Glock or S&W or CZ hip heater.

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kornesque 4 points ago +4 / -0

I swear that doggo saw me looking...

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Roldham 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is she single?!

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do I tuck my female penis in shorts that short ?

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DonTread 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my

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Liberals_Are_Scum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he she single? Asking for . . . . . . . . . .

Myself.

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magamayhem 3 points ago +3 / -0
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Oldsoul75 2 points ago +2 / -0

Credit to the earlier posters...

'This is why we fight.' 'Why can't my son meet a nice girl like that.' And so on...love for country, traditional conservative women, American ideals.

A sobering reminder that it's things (ideals) like this that are really at stake here. Some of the soul of America, my country, is on the table in this fight.

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can tell she's conservative because she's happy.

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SonomaGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

THICC as my love for TRUMP

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Not_your_King 2 points ago +2 / -0

now that's a hottie for Trump

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TheLionParty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Story link on this one? First I've heard about it

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brb pushing my eyeballs back in👀

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can remove the buttstock sticker.

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PhillyNekim 2 points ago +2 / -0

someone should just photoshop it out

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RussianBot2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait wait, you can tell that this is obviously a female. Unqualified for college right here. Have you seen college students lately? I am not saying you never can say who is a girl or a boy, but at least you must have doubts. But no doubts here.

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TRUMPTRAINTODC 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing !!

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah! Goodness knows she'd probably do something BAD! Right? Because... she obviously Loves Trump! She loves the 2nd Amendment! CLEARLY she would do something like... shoot up the college because Right Wing people always do that stuff!! Herp a derp!

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montominco 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you look close there is a Don't Tread On Me flag reflecting in the window. And you may also notice the the blade style trigger safety on the Ruger. Is there anything else I'm missing?