Put them in a boxing ring in every swing state and let the debates... begin!

Next year about this time.

"Look you orange bastard... they pulled me out of retirement for this crap! I'm going to beat you senseless!"

Orderly : Joe... you are urinating in the plants again, put it away... then you can have some chocolate pudding.

"Ooooh! Just like Ms. Mayme used to make for me as a child! Her face was as black as the midnight sky, but boy could she cook up some 'puddin! I would have thought the oval office would have more carpet... this place is all padding, where are my Corvettes? We need to go for a drive! The Secret Service let me drive on Sundays slow around the driveway!"