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VA-Pede 136 points ago +136 / -0

I like the defunding option.

Give the money to parents for homeschooling.

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HockeyMom4Trump 101 points ago +102 / -1

Agree. And why pay teachers to sit home and garden when many parents will now have to work full time and then come home and teach their children full time? Give parents that money!

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Drobuwp 14 points ago +14 / -0

It should be the full ~$10-15k/ea or whatever is actually spent, not the amount of your taxes that goes towards schools. That's normally less (~$2-3k) because you pay in your whole life and it only pays out while you have kids in school.

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HeavyHebrew 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well, if we are going to get the federal money directly why not just end the property tax charade?

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Parkyr413 5 points ago +5 / -0

Non scholastic athletics is the way to go these days excepting Football in Texas and Florida and Hockey in Minnesota and Michigan.

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VetforTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

There it is. Schools closed to keep parents from looking for work.

Also, the teachers might feel like standing up if they want their pay. All of a sudden the union might not look so helpful. No more teachers unions period.

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ClownTamer 14 points ago +15 / -1

I can’t think of any contemporary unions that are productive or needed. Unions mostly won all their battles many years ago, and it’s now simply illegal to treat people poorly or inhumanely in any job in America. Now they mostly seem like a pussy version of the mob, forcing you to pay protection money. This was the one time for police unions to shine, and they did fuck all.

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PolyArmored 51 points ago +52 / -1

This will, of course, cause most welfare queens to "homeschool" their children with a xbox instead of putting them into public schools. Ironically, that means inner cities will see an increase in literacy.

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

The idea so brilliant it'll never be implemented.

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latic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Learning to surf the internet properly is achkuhally a huge skill. Its what makes those of us who can do it seem like they know how to fix everything!

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CantStumpTheTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll admit your joke took me longer to get that it should have; but lol

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SatanicSoros 38 points ago +39 / -1

This right here ^^^

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LiberTerrarium 18 points ago +19 / -1

Federal funding only accounts for ~10% of school funding. Blue states will raise taxes or divert funding. According to Northam, Virginia will do this.

The only way to ensure a physical return to school is to pressure the governors, possibly recall them. Education is still largely a state and local function.

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Medinajoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

public schools are a lefty indoctrination