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Barbs 24 points ago +25 / -1

Before we gloat too much, he’s going through a divorce and trying to “prove” how broke he is right now, so he can screw his ex out of a large settlement.

Chances are he has it all stashed in Panama.

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kratomlol 15 points ago +15 / -0

So many good movies and he just had to be a TDS fuck.

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mikegrouchy 7 points ago +8 / -1

Maybe his movies were never good.

Maybe he's one of the main reasons people are desensitized to violence.

Maybe his crappy movies have never done anything except glorify violence.

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Barbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Midnight Run was the first movie I ever saw him in, a comedy with James Grodin. His movies are good, he’s just a massive douche.

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mikegrouchy 4 points ago +5 / -1

Midnight Run

Casual threats of violence.

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Redleg37 7 points ago +7 / -0

Poor spending habits decimated his finances. He’s made enough over the years to have a very comfortable life on interest alone.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

I saw a tabloid story a year or two ago where he got into a fight with his wife in a NYC restaurant and yelled at her "I wouldn't have to keep acting in shitty movies if you'd stop spending all of my money!"

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

If his shitty acting wasn't shitty he wouldn't have to worry about acting in shitty movies and wouldn't need to worry about how much money his wife spent.

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Lickmytwoscoops 7 points ago +7 / -0

That is great news, he can no longer fund his asshoe commie organizations 😜

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jughaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hmmm....I would gather that it was his complete stupidity that decimated his finances. But I am one to take responsibility for my own actions, so take that with a grain of salt. What he needs to do is to make some more really bad films.

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Beardicus 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll have to survive on all that PPP money he took for his restaurants.

Sidenote: decimate means to reduce by a tenth... so a 10% loss in finances doesn't seem that bad

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mr_meatball_disaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish people would correctly use the word “decimate”.

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Independenceforever 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's got a drug and male prostitute habit daily. Costs him a lot of dough.

and he can't traffick children to keep the money flowing.

Cry me a river, little devil.

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buco 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well de does wear high healed shoes.

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NYCforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I look at this picture and the "Curb your Enthusiam" theme song plays, lol.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Woah! So weird because I was going to float a script past him that was actually written for him based on his life like a documentary. It's called "Bobby De Niro blows dudes behind the dumpster at 7 ELEVEn". It's a love story that shows how he got his start in the business (blowing dudes behind the actors trailer), continued getting parts (blowing dudes at Cannes and Venice) and past his prime (current, blowing dudes behind the dumpster at 7 ELEVEn).

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kevinkevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sell your collection of lift shoes, Bob. Should be enough to cover you.

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ChadManspread 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does coronavirus decimate the finances of someone worth tens of millions? Something doesn't add up.

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MichellesLowFruit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paying off all the people you’ve abused must have a high monthly cost.

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NvrTirdofWinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

For years and years De Niro had always been my favorite actor. Now I can’t stand this asshat. It’s a shame.

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Wenger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Die pedo fuck

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Batch77 2 points ago +2 / -0

he got 28 million from the ppp. So his black ex wife to be should shove it up his lilly white ass. He sucks

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macguyver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Hopefully Maxwell has videos of this clown too.

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YourUncleBob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he living in the park? Not broke enough for me.

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saltcollector 2 points ago +2 / -0

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person.

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Canuck4Trump2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck Deniro.... If 5 months of crony virus decimated your savings then you ARE as stupid as you sound !!! PS Your divorce will take half of what you "don't have "

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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Decimated doesn't mean "wiped out" or even "laid waste to". It simply means reduced by one tenth. For example, if DiNero had 100 million before the plannedemic, his "decimated" finances are now at 90 million. Doesn't sound so bad after all, DiNero!