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MikesBigJockstrap 274 points ago +274 / -0

This is an article you'd expect from TheOnion, or Babylon Bee... Globalists are in their endgame.

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brimshae 129 points ago +131 / -2

This is an article you'd expect from TheOnion, or Babylon Bee...

Demolition Man, anyone?

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emotionalizer 73 points ago +73 / -0

Idiocracy, anyone?

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ChinaFlu 43 points ago +44 / -1

Don't worry scrote! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a democrat now.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 23 points ago +23 / -0

Go away... batin’

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

OH GOD!

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one3five 13 points ago +13 / -0

eh, i don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin but it says on your chart you're all fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

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Elloelle5 12 points ago +12 / -0

Water? Like out the toilet?

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deepbake 11 points ago +11 / -0

baby i can wait so good!

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HocusLocus 11 points ago +12 / -1

HOW IS GRAMPPY KILLED?
HOW IS GRAMMY KILLED?
HOW GIRL BECOME COVID?

They need to do way instain couple who kill thier gramppys becuse these gramps cant frigth back? It was on the news this mroing a girl in ar who had whopeee and sick her grappy and grandmy they are taking the grapms back to new york too kill them on vents my pary are with the father who does not know he have rona. Lost them alll i am truley sorry for your lots.

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ScreamingEagles 3 points ago +4 / -1

Under appreciated post.

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not_the1 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is babby formed?

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

The left would absolutely not stop using that movie reference during GWB's presidency. Later during Obama's term when his administration did something foolish, the left would get mad when anyone made a reference to that movie.

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TheThreeSeashells 32 points ago +32 / -0

Seems like an appropriate time for me to comment...let's see...

Seeing how they've tried to put restaurants and bars out of business, maybe Taco Bell will actually be the only restaurant left before long.

Will people be sent to cryoprison and reprogrammed for not social distancing and wearing masks? Probably. They'll also likely be programmed to know how to knit masks.

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meals23 20 points ago +20 / -0

their end game is trump not being able to run for re-election because he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

In that case he can just use an issue of the Times or Washington Post.

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

the new york times new motto is "20% more absorbent than generic fake news"

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course, the morons behind this article will opt to use CNN or MSNBC instead and end up ruining their TV, computer or phone.

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DarkBerry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shit, this has really tied it all together.

Do you think you can show me how to use the three seashells? I still don't get it. I tried using them like ice cream scoops. That was... stinky.

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BlessedbytheAbyss 2 points ago +2 / -0

And everything will be so offensive only old commercial jingles will be on the radio!

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot dogs...Armour hot dogs...!

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xmetalgod 15 points ago +15 / -0

Enhance your calm.

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Vino 13 points ago +13 / -0

"You mean fluid tranfers??"

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CorradoSoprano 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's your boggle citizen?

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Bigger_igloo 8 points ago +8 / -0

This whole thread was fantastic. Thank you all. And, "I just want eat red meat, drink beer, have sex, watch baseball and do whatever the fuck I want when I want."

I would be Dennis Leary... including the hockey jerseys.

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HockeyMom4Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

I thought this was a shitpost.

Oh, what a world we live in.

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AlphaNathan 16 points ago +16 / -0

The study encourages masturbation. Weird.

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blubberdong 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the only genital contact most leftists can get!

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MAGA_MEME 2 points ago +2 / -0

No joke! I mean, I really love my wife but I would never do that.

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GodSaveTheWest 36 points ago +37 / -1

Which goes against what the left is usually for which is complete degeneracy and flagrant sexual relations. Hell they even like spreading HIV intentionally.

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LS_DJ 22 points ago +22 / -0

If you tell a married heterosexual couple what to do, its fine, you're helping the greater good. But if you tell any homosexuals what to do, you're homo- and transphobic, clearly

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ProphetOfKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dunno they did say to avoid licking buttholes. They’ll probably get reamed out for that one.

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operator1214 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh, people can still spread HIV. They just have to wear a mask while doing so because it's the Corona!

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TheThreeSeashells 13 points ago +13 / -0

They made exceptions for the rioters regarding masks, so when the alphabet soup crowd chimes in, these people will probably claim the CCP Virus isn't a threat to homosexuals who engage in any type of sex...this warning is only for straight people. That how it works, right? The CCP Virus only infects based on what's approved or non-approved actions.

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Necrovoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Safe Sex no longer means wearing a condom. Now it means having sex during a BLM protest while all parties (including those watching and cheering on the bulls) chant BLM slogans during the sex act.

"The safest approach to sexual activity, according to the researchers, is not having any." I hope no taxpayer funds were spent on this "research".

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wrongkindofimmigrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Factcheck: gay sex does not transmit COVID-19 and both partners gain lifelong immunity if the balls touch. Photo of balls touching acts as certificate of immunity in 49 states.

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IncredibleMrE1 35 points ago +36 / -1

I'm old enough to remember when liberals said that they wanted government OUT of the bedroom, not telling you what you could and couldn't do in the bedroom.

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operator1214 7 points ago +7 / -0

That was Phase 1 -- to get you hooked on them. This is Phase 2 citizen -- were they start showing you how they really think and feel. State mandated degeneracy only!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

But did you wash your hands for 20 seconds afterwards and use hand sanitizer on your privates? #HelpSlowTheSpread

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

ihavesex.win

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AtTheInauguration 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't be reddit.

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Mrsattorney 189 points ago +189 / -0

I thought this was going to be a Babylon Bee article.

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deanieboi 52 points ago +52 / -0

I know I swear how is this real

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Independenceforever 23 points ago +23 / -0

Welcome to modern psychological warfare.

The victims are the human soul, heart, and brain.

People lie. People fake. That your soul may die; your money they take.

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Deadangles 12 points ago +12 / -0

I totally thought this was a joke.

Wear a mask while having sex LOL seriously how do you even have sex without kissing each other

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Aquamine-Amarine 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're naked, you're exposing yourself to germs. Covering your face isn't going to help you.

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Scroon 2 points ago +3 / -1

I dunno, ask the Muslims.

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MW23232 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most of the people on here thought the same thing. Unfortunately, it is just now glaringly apparent that the Left has flown right over the cuckoo's nest, following the evil people who are intent on destroying and stealing our country, and all we cherish.

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EpsteinPrisonGuard 148 points ago +148 / -0

Is this written by people who don't have sex and are envious of people who do?

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CmonGubMintGibMe 34 points ago +34 / -0

Haha they aren't even fucking medical doctors...gtfo out of here you faggot liberal DR. Transgender psychiatry.... more made up bullshit.

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anishr 32 points ago +32 / -0

It’s all fun and games until you read “He directs two federally-funded centers for sexual and gender minority populations”. Fuck outta here with my tax money

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Kekintosh2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Jack Turban MD MHS is a researcher, medical journalist, and resident physician in child and adolescent psychiatry at Harvard Medical School, where he researches the mental health of transgender youth.

So a pedo wants to torture the population at large, I'm shocked.

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Vino 10 points ago +10 / -0

But they are federally funded!

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Deaduponaviral 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’s likely deep in the cheese pizza. Wolf in sheep’s clothing.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

100% they're fucking pedo pieces of shit

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

You're not wrong. The next time a wave of "population explosion" fear hits us they'll point to those methods being effective ways to limit growth.

They already shamed people who had babies for adding to the world's carbon footprint.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Absolutely. Therell be a second wave of baby boomers from everyone being holed up.

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heh, when I was a kid the "demographic explosion" was subtly pushed as doomer fearmongering.

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bck- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Judging from the looks of the dorks who wrote it, they probably wears masks during sex because who knows where their wife’s bull came from

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The kind of people we tell "ok groomer"

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Independenceforever 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why is anyone complying?

Just like the Pied Piper

Led rats through the streets

We dance like marionettes

Swaying to the symphony of destruction

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Caroigne 6 points ago +6 / -0

Acting like a robot

Its metal brain corrodes

You try to take its pulse

Before the head explodes.

Predicted NPCs, too.

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techmunkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Check out the lyrics to Hook in mouth. It was a rant against the PMRC, a Tipper Gore initiative, but it still applies today. It's also a reminder on how long the left has been trying to control every aspect of our lives.

A cockroach in the concrete, courthouse tan and beady eyes A slouch with fallen arches, purging truths into great lies A little man with a big eraser, changing history Procedures that he's programmed to, all he hears and sees

Altering the facts and figures, events and every issue Make a person disappear, and no one will ever miss you

Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was Eliminates incompetence, and those who break the laws Follow the instructions of the New Ways' Evil Book of Rules Replacing rights with wrongs, the files and records in the schools

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ShartMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it time for Holy Wars, Punishment Due?

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or are ugly and want to get laid so they have an excuse to not remove their face diapers

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who do you think always project by calling people not woke "virgin nerd incels"?

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Guac_Shake 102 points ago +104 / -2

Or if it's a liberal woman put a paper bag on her head.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 31 points ago +31 / -0

That situation is already remediated with the "never stick your dick in crazy" method.

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago +24 / -1

Having sex with a liberal woman is basically begging to be #MeToo'd.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never stick your dick in liberal.

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PianoPede 19 points ago +19 / -0

Kek

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AlphaNathan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stop. Banging. Leftist. Chicks.

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

But her body still looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy

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grenades_and_ham 76 points ago +77 / -1

Hopefully all the cucks will choke on their masks while fluffing their wife's boyfriend.

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Independenceforever 25 points ago +25 / -0

Honestly

  1. oxygen dep
  2. co2 poisoning
  3. no hugs
  4. NO AUTOIMMUNE RESPONSES TO ANYTHING

Their body is going to be destroyed. Immune systems gone. Allergies up. They are drinking their own killshot koolaid. Combined with no fun, no getting outside, no sunlight, and bad nutrition...

I seriously don't want them to die but they will. Damned idiots don't even realize they are destroying their own immune systems.

God have mercy.

The real death is going to be next year.

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

For sure they're fucking stupid. We could have had herd immunity by now.

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the_archivist 3 points ago +4 / -1

Masks don't cause CO2 poisoning. They do decrease the partial pressure of O2 during inhalation, and the partial pressure of CO2 during exhalation, but sitting in a room with the window closed would have a bigger influence on your CO2 levels.

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BrokenMatrix 1 point ago +1 / -0

As far as I know, cloth masks don't affect oxygen intake or re-circulation much, but the N95 can definitely have an impact (20% less oxygen, if I remember correctly, not sure about CO2).

There was a single instance where I was with someone who insisted that I wear an 95 AND a cloth mask on top of that. It was only for a few hours, but when I got back, I was pretty lightheaded and I had definitely been breathing a decent amount of recirculated air. When taking just the second layer off, I could feel the outtake through the filter, but when I put the second layer on, everything had to come out the sides (there are normally no gaps, but I guess the extra obstruction made it easier to push the mask outwards rather than just go out the filter), so I suspect that not a lot was getting in either. Their idea was definitely stupid, and I am definitely never doing that again (I don't have much experience wearing a single N95 so I can't comment on how much worse the combination made it).

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the_archivist 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like living at higher altitude. Your body adapts to the lower partial pressure of O2.

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slrpnls 2 points ago +2 / -0

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women, no fun, no sin, no you know wonder it's dark.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

8th grade school dances.....remember this tune well.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

The normies are going to die off. Only patriots are going to be having (straight) sex. As long as the kids stay out of school a little longer to not be indoctrinated with Marxist beliefs, we'er good! My hope and prayer anyway.

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SellTheSun 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is...wait nm I don't want to know.

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Way better than a Cleveland Steamer.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's when a person services a male so that their flaccid member can become just turgid enough to perform penetrative sexual acts, but not enough for the male to achieve orgasm.

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HeavenPiercingMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also called "prepping the bull"

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

It apparently originated in porn which is sacred to the left.

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Kekintosh2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo

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AetherSurreal 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or banging some real uggos

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CT_MAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

HOLY SHIT!! These 2 comments had me rolling.

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knightofday 13 points ago +14 / -1

The hysteria among Americans needs to gtfo, bunch of fucking Nancys...Karens

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Whatyougotson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not just political, you said it yourself...scam. the people pushing the agenda have both power and money in their sights.

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mintyfresh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most people are not even smart enough anymore to a) realize this is like a cold and b) understand how any viral infection or their immune system works. Nor are they motivated to find out; they just reeee at anyone who exposes their ignorance and accuse them of playing epidemiologist. We've become a cargo cult.

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're basically 6 months into the pandemic and no one I work with knows anyone that's had it. But they don't even know when we can return to the office because it's so dangerous.

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chris82tk 25 points ago +25 / -0

And many other things from that movie. Speech policed, fake food, no weapons or capacity to defend oneself, and everyone who doesn't agree with this way of thinking is poor and treated as sub-human.

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Vino 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hot dogs, armour hot dogs!

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

The three seashells...that is when we have another toilet paper shortage...

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TheTPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

No toilet tissue!

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Magentapede 28 points ago +28 / -0

What if I'm having protest sex?

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weebrian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Doesn't she always protest? Ayyooohh! (I'll see myself out)

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lostremote- 10 points ago +10 / -0

Gottem!

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El-Duderino 26 points ago +26 / -0

Is this real?

The demoralization isn’t even subtle anymore. They want you depressed, isolated, lonely, scared, and angry.

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Kekintosh2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't want anything bad for the doomers but maybe they should just accelerate their own demise

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll only be those things if I let it happen. But screw them because I'm on vacation and I'm doing what I want.

I live in a "don't leave home unless you really need to" blue city. In the past week I drove an hour south to be with family for a couple days, and we had a GREAT time. Then I drove to another part of the state and hiked twelve or thirteen miles in various parks over a two day period. Along the way I enjoyed local eats as well as long drives down country roads.

Now I'm decompressing for the rest of the week and weekend. I'd be even more relaxed if not for the latent annoyance with Covid fearmongers and Marxists though...but it's better than it was before. In any event I'm feeling good and ready for the rest of the year.

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El-Duderino 7 points ago +7 / -0

So, the cities are prisons and you have to leave town to be normal now. Who knew all this would arrive as quickly as it did?

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Sky_RPL 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget feverishly masturbating alone in your tiny apartment. That's only way you'll be safe from the scary covid virus.

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

SAD!

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El-Duderino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol @ “feverishly”

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Sky_RPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watching cuck porn is the only time soybois put in manual labor.

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nanowerx 25 points ago +25 / -0

Sweet, now me and the wife can do Mortal Kombat cosplay in the bedroom. Gonna pretend she is Katana tonight!

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Monny 8 points ago +9 / -1

When shes about to cum - FINISH HER

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit I'm dying

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ShartMaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

FRIENDSHIP

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Pau1F01ey 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂🤣

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killerkram 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao

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PatriotGeneral 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bring. Back. Christianity.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Nonsense! We don't need an imaginary sky fairy; at least not since we embraced science. We can take care of ourselves just fine!"

Also:

"Why is there so much corruption, violence and deviancy in society!?"

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HeavenPiercingMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously. I'm an atheist that dumped all his friends (either woke, or degenerate, or enablers or too much of a wild card to be deserving of trust) and now I'm at the verge of starting over in religious social circles.

I wouldn't even convert but I'd be between good people, and the girls are cute. Most importantly: NO MORE COMMUNISTS, NO MORE FEMINISTS. Hell, I'd let them think I was one of them.

Atheism was a mistake. Pushing it only made most people cling to something worse: "religions" dressed as conspiracy theory, science or politics, but these have devil instead of a god, so they're always waging jihad. After all that's happening, I have reached the realization that people cannot be trusted with their own moral free will. A guideline is necessary at the very least to protect people from themselves.

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PatriotGeneral 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally hear you man, I was an atheist for a long time, but I realized I would rather live as if there was a god, than live for nothing, sounds kind of stupid, I know. But if you find the right one, the community of a church is so amazing (beware the money grabbing mega-churches). Plus the Bible itself is a great work of literature that really builds the soul and helps connects all of western literature and culture. The lessons it teaches (regardless of whether you believe or not) are guaranteed to improve your life and make you happier and healthier both physically and spiritually... why do you think the Marxist’s go after it? Because it promotes strong, independent and self responsible people.

10/10 would recommend. PM if you want to chat about how I got engaged with it all.

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this_machine 17 points ago +18 / -1

If you have an out-of-house coronavirus crush, the study says, besides keeping your mask on, you should avoid kissing, any oral-to-anal act and anything else that involves semen or urine.

Okay yeah good luck with that you clowns

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BeefyBelisarius 12 points ago +13 / -1

Wait. Did leftists just come out against (some) premarital sex?

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Pau1F01ey 5 points ago +8 / -3

I hope so. Anyone on the right who supports premarital sex needs a good decking.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Avoid oral-to-anal and urine? Check.

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tufftoffee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pee in xir butt, bigot

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XirWokeMasterCuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

The leftist love eating ass and getting pissed on.

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ShartMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

Because normal people give each other rim jobs and engage in watersports!

You see, in order to make baby, you must clean the but whole with tongue and then pp into but!

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Icanteven 15 points ago +15 / -0

lmao nothing says sexy like a facemask. This is next level tardation

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +5 / -1

You're not wrong but some people might actually have a fetish for wearing masks...

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Konsaki 14 points ago +14 / -0

At first I thought this was a Bee post... then I saw the NYPost link and let out a sigh of resignation.

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Memebomber 13 points ago +13 / -0

These leftists think we are as retarded as they are. Everyday I have more disdain for them.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 13 points ago +13 / -0

But does Spez need to wear a mask watching people fuck his wife?

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol you bet!

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Freshcope 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is fucking fantastic news. Nowhere in the headline to this article does it say I have to wear a condom. I immediately threw my extras in the garbage. Sorry honey, science says we are raw dawgin' tonight!!!!

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Sum_devil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Please show me the Person who wrote this. There is no way they are having sex and are just trying to find away to make it not as enjoyable for others.

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Kekintosh2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

P E D O

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XirWokeMasterCuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh he is having sex.... with men. He wrote an article that says he can’t donate plasma cause of HIV and other disease risk .... uh I mean .... homophobia

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LikeAWombatScorned 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema."

"What was more important was that sexual privation induced hysteria, which was desirable because it could be transformed into war fever and leader worship."

- George Orwell, 1984

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workinating 9 points ago +9 / -0

Always practice safe keks.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 9 points ago +9 / -0

These people need to have their foreheads tattooed with a big purple hammer and sickle so everyone will know who to throw old fruit and vegetables at as they walk down the street.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

You already know. Look at these people. They are all hideous looking.

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LadyOfLorien 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is specifically tallking about people who are hooking up, not committed monogomous couples.

To which there is an easy solutiion. Stop being a whore.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well said

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jiujiujiu 6 points ago +6 / -0

They need to stop with this bullshit.

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Nadlers_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fraudci is on record saying tinder sex dates are safe though.

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MrStaticElectricity 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is a Twilight Zone episode where you wake up and suddenly everyone has lost their freaking minds.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

They rely heavily on vibrators

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CanadianMeathead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Liberals like this because their women are ugly as fuck.

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MAGAWookie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol yeah cause germs won't get in other ways...

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 4 points ago +4 / -0

You would think they'd suggest temporarily closing Tinder and Grinder, but the media can't shade their silicon valley buds.

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Nadlers_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dr. Fraudci endorsed tinder hookups in a Vanity Fair article.

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WelcomeToCornPopCopy 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way! Source?

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RememberTheAlamo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your tax-payer-funded, medical professionals at Harvard, ladies and gentlemen.

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thus proving the point I've been telling people all along: This isn't about safety; This is about control and making people as miserable as possible. However, I think they overstepped their bounds with this one. Nobody's going to listen to this and the only people who would weren't going to have sex anytime soon anyway.

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T_WIN_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

"any oral-to-anal act and anything else that involves semen or urine." Well there go my plans for the evening.

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LikeAWombatScorned 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mask is the new paper bag? :)

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Pau1F01ey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinky

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rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

So I don't have to choke my wife anymore unless I enjoy it?

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magacoder 4 points ago +4 / -0

The safest approach to sexual activity, according to the researchers, is not having any. Abstinence, they say, is “low risk for infection, though not feasible for many.”

Liberals preaching abstinence, I've seen it all.

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

Where is the feminism?

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of this:

https://youtu.be/wV_BPDi8Ems

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WishdoctorsSong 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is why comedy died in 2008. You can't make fun of this shit anymore, reality is crazier than fiction.

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Ruinerdown 4 points ago +4 / -0

we just do doggy style more.... there, I did my part

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RiverFenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you're an A-Symptomaic carrier you should be allowed to roam freely

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Kekintosh2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Asymptomatic meme is probably fake AF

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duallyford 3 points ago +3 / -0

The research, published in the Annals of Internal Medicine

They spelled anal wrong.

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait wait so abstinence is bad if you teach it to kids but abstinence is good if you're in a relationship?

Dead bedrooms leading to divorces leading to the BLM goal of destroying the family.

someone tell all the poly and open libs they can't be sluts anymore, because the pandemic

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Due to covid the UK already made it illegal a while back to visit between households unless it is for work or caregiving. Misdemeanor and $75 fine. So some guy commented "can we do it in the garden then?" Actually no, it's illegal to have sex outdoors. Another guy said if I take a date out for dinner that's about $75 for the two of us so I might as well just invite her over. and pay the $75 to the government. Edit: As of July 4, Boris Johnson announced that two households could meet under one roof if they socially distance.

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Babalon Bee?