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TheThreeSeashells 32 points ago +32 / -0

Seems like an appropriate time for me to comment...let's see...

Seeing how they've tried to put restaurants and bars out of business, maybe Taco Bell will actually be the only restaurant left before long.

Will people be sent to cryoprison and reprogrammed for not social distancing and wearing masks? Probably. They'll also likely be programmed to know how to knit masks.

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meals23 20 points ago +20 / -0

their end game is trump not being able to run for re-election because he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

In that case he can just use an issue of the Times or Washington Post.

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

the new york times new motto is "20% more absorbent than generic fake news"

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course, the morons behind this article will opt to use CNN or MSNBC instead and end up ruining their TV, computer or phone.

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DarkBerry 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shit, this has really tied it all together.

Do you think you can show me how to use the three seashells? I still don't get it. I tried using them like ice cream scoops. That was... stinky.

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BlessedbytheAbyss 2 points ago +2 / -0

And everything will be so offensive only old commercial jingles will be on the radio!

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TheThreeSeashells 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot dogs...Armour hot dogs...!