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keepwinning 190 points ago +190 / -0

98.7% of EVERY STREET IN AMERICA is already black, I'm so confused.

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Art-Vandelay41 67 points ago +67 / -0

Concrete Lives Matter #cancelasphalt

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago +21 / -0

No debate, just rip it all up.

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IroWide 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just tell a racist liberal that when a city needs a sturdy highway for heavy traffic, they replace black asphalt with white concrete because white roads are better.

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Zippythekid 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember a black guy I worked with was eyeing up this giant breasted black woman who also worked there. He once told me he wanted to play “road” with her. I asked what “road” was and he replied “that’s where she lays down and I black top her”. Lol! Loved that guy

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lol. So true!!!

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Pleepleus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Black asphalt streets matter

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Robyna7 16 points ago +16 / -0

WHITE STREETS MATTER

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TillaMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

Tell them that the Black asphalt roads require a few White Lines to control them, or else roads devolve into Chaos -- and -- 🤔 yeah, better not really tell them that.

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PartTimeHick 10 points ago +10 / -0

Keep an eye out for black ice, it makes the road very dangerous. A slippery slope!

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EpicPede 3 points ago +4 / -1

FUN FACT: Black Ice makes up 13% of all Icy Road Hazards yet it causes over 50% of all Ice Related Accidents!!!

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Yawnz13 4 points ago +5 / -1

White and yellow, but that's actually a pretty damn funny way to illustrate this.

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PaigeAshley 14 points ago +14 / -0

🔥🔥Whew Lad! Spicy!🔥🔥